How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

You wrote a big ass note on all the skeletons you found, jackass

How did you run across water?

 

[Serioli]

I'm an argonian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ut5jENqBX8

How did you pull off that coup?

 

[brtshstel]

I had enough pissed off soldiers who agreed with me, and enough pissed off bankers who agreed with me to steal government funds to pay off a bunch of mercenaries.

How did you make that Mac not suck?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Magic and and miracle.

How did I use both magic and miracles?

 

[Neonbob]

By saying miracles were magic.

How did you make me lose interest in sound?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I took away your eardrums. *holds em up*

How Did you beat I WANNA BE THE GUY!?

 

[Neonbob]

I hacked.

how did you ruin my buzz?

 

[Code Monkey]

I showed you a slideshow about the effects of alcohol over time. A very long, boring slideshow.

How did resist the Hypno Toad?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm blind.

How did you make Yuki Nagato show emotion?

 

[Code Monkey]

I made her watch an Ewe Boll movie. Even the universal data thought entity cannot resist the evil that is Boll.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...

How did you eat the universe in one bite?

 

[Neonbob]

I was fucking hungry, goddammit!

How did you ruin a burger?

 

[Code Monkey]

Another long, boring slideshow, this one about the effects of fat over time.

How did you forget to finish your post? (Doh)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I passed out.

How did you find the Ark of the Covenant.
[sup]Where's Space Spork?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

I followed the map of the one true path.

How did you find a treasure?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I looked around.

How did we find Space Spork?

 

[Neonbob]

You launched a search, remember?

How did you get a pattern of an iris off a photograph?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Didn't I use my uber powers?

How did you become a revenant while still alive?

 

[Neonbob]

Stupid goddammn gypsy curse...

How did you become a mogul?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Lucks and a smexy princess.

How did my avatar disappear just now?