How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I didn't refresh the page...

How did you execute three hundred people in that time?

 

[Sassafrass]

By buying a M-16, and going to a bar.

How did you get so buff?

 

[Baby Eater]

snorting crack before a warm up

how did you repopulate the dodo species?

 

[Sassafrass]

By cloning Paris Hilton.
Ba bum TISH!

How did I ninja you by 2 minutes?

 

[Baby Eater]

time machine malfunction

how did you break my time machine?

 

[Sassafrass]

A brick and a cow.

How did I factor a cow into breaking something?

 

[Baby Eater]

by einsteins theory of cow smashing

how did you lift up a cow

 

[Sassafrass]

By taking 90 buckets filled with steroids.

How did you keep me alive after my steroid OD?

 

[Neonbob]

I hit your chest until your heart restarted.
oh yeah.

How did you get five hundred gigs of data onto a three gig flash drive?

 

[Baby Eater]

by giving your flash drive more steroids (you have alot of porn o.o)

how did you fit through the door?

 

[Neonbob]

I broke it.
So I didn't really fit...

How did you fling a cat over the moon?

 

[Baby Eater]

with a catapult

how did you get attacked by a flaming cat?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked its kittens into a fiery oil barrel, and it saved them before charging me.

How did you toast both sides so evenly?

 

[Ren3004]

With a flamethrower.


How did you make a flamethrower?

 

[Neonbob]

I cobbled it together with intestines and methane. I'm handy.

How did you shoot a tea bag through a wall?

 

[Ren3004]

With my arms of steel.


How did you get arms of steel?

 

[Neonbob]

I worked out for an entire year. And then got them replaced.

How did you get an infection from cardboard?

 

[Ren3004]

Trust me, you don't wanna know.


How did you stand that mental picture without throwing up?

 

[Neonbob]

I made it. And my mind is made of stern stuff!

How did you play a game for seven hours without getting bored?

 

[Ren3004]

Lots and lots of alcohol.


How did you laugh at a dead baby joke?