How did you do that?

[CanOfBeans]

with an anti rocket table, thats powered by kittens

how did you discover the last digit of pi?

 

[KiruTheMant]

By counting backwards.

Why did my ass just get ninja'ed?

 

[Baby Eater]

by going to ninja jail

how did you drop the ninja soap?

 

[KiruTheMant]

it Used a smoke bomb and dissapeered

How did you make me cry?

 

[Baby Eater]

by calling you fat

how did you get so fat?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I ate your avatar

Why are you so delicious?

 

[Baby Eater]

my crust is made of win and my crumbs are pwn

how did you butter me?

Spoiler

btw the question format is how did you.....? so your question would be how did you become so delicious

 

[Spaghetti]

With my butter gun

How did you find the meaning of Liff? (Liff, not life, but Liff)

 

[CanOfBeans]

used a dictionary

how did you get out of that box?

 

[Neonbob]

I always have a knife. Always.

How did you all manage without me?

 

[KiruTheMant]

We put up a scarecrow and lopped off its head,was a clone of you.

How did I beat chuck norris?

 

[Neonbob]

You shot him in the face with a shotgun.
And it was glorious.

How did you hide in the shadow of a penny?

 

[CanOfBeans]

by inlarging the penny with my bigulator

how did you survive that lolcat attack?

 

[Neonbob]

I shut off my brain.
*reboot*

How did you solve my massive dilemma?

 

[KiruTheMant]

By hitting it with a stick

How did I put a car in your car so you could drive while you drive?

 

[Neonbob]

I had a really big car. You stuck a Smart Car in it.

How did you ninja me by ten minutes?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Precise Timing and luck. That, or your server is shot.

How did you become president?

 

[Ren3004]

I take a milk shower every day.

How did you miss the fact that you're running out of milk?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, I don't really drink milk, so...

How did you survive me shoving a blowtorch into your eye socket?