How did you do that?

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I have flame retardent eyes

How did Sherlock Holmes solve the puzlle?

 

[KiruTheMant]

Hal 9000,a Rubix Cube,and a Sledgehammer.
and the note you left saying "I DID IT!".

How did you do the macarana?

 

[Ren3004]

I built it with my hands.

How did you survive the Apocalypse?

 

[CanOfBeans]

by causing it and protecting myself from what it is

how did you know about my evil plans?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole your diary.
Who is this "Bubba?"

How did you hit someone with a telephone pole?

 

[KiruTheMant]

Algorythms and a chainsaw.
I like gravity.

How did you tell off Whoopie Goldberg?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By point out her fatal error.

How did you fit in that girl scout outfit?

 

[Neonbob]

I can really suck in my gut.
DON'T JUDGE MEEE!

How did you get a copy of your own brain?

 

[Baby Eater]

with a copy machine

how did you know I had a brain?

 

[Neonbob]

I broke open your skull to find out.

How did you repair your mind?

 

[Baby Eater]

DUCK TAPE

how did you doubt the power of duck tape?

 

[Neonbob]

well, I did burn it off your head...

How did you spam my inbox with porn?

 

[Baby Eater]

you asked for them!

how did you forget you wanted the porn?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy looking for interesting stuff here...

How did you skip ten minutes into the future?

 

[Spaghetti]

By going to the Gents toilets (hedgehog in an eggcup for the reference)

How did you open the box?

 

[Neonbob]

Explosives.
They solve so many problems.

How did you make a sock in three seconds?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I threatened the god foot that only wool could save him from a bullet,it made the sock,but didn't save him.

How did you tell me How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Neonbob]

I just told you 42. That works for everything.

How did you get an elephant in my room?

 

[KiruTheMant]

Lots of butter and a lot of motorcycling bears

How did you see the elephant?

 

[Neonbob]

It's a damn elephant...and you spray painted it yellow.

How did you kill someone with a plastic straw?