How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

You don't want to know that.


How did you find out?

 

[Metric Monkey]

You were playing it a couple days ago.

How did you sit on that cloud?

 

[Ren3004]

It's actually a disguised sofa.


How did you make feel love again?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Drugs.

How did you get me to take that LSD?

 

[Ren3004]

I spiked your morning cereals.


How did you steal my cereal box?

 

[Neonbob]

I punched you in the face and ran off with it.

How did you flip a car over your head?

 

[KillerH]

By killing The Two.

How did you eat your own head?

 

[therealsomeguy]

With three strategicly placed straws.

How did you find this place?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I followed the big neon sign that said, "GO THIS WAY =====>".

How did you master the art of air guitar?

 

[therealsomeguy]

It said so on Wikipedia

How did you escape from the control of Google?

 

[Ren3004]

SHUT UP! THEY'LL FIND ME! AAAAAARHGHHHHHHH!


How did you escape the Google assassins?

 

[wolfy098]

shot them first...

How did you see the google assassins?

 

[Ren3004]

I didn-



How did you keep posting after being killed?

 

[Strid]

Lag.

How did you win the game?

 

[Ren3004]

By making everyone else lose.


How did you lose the game before you had heard about it?

 

[wolfy098]

by oh i just lost

What do you get for winning the game?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

An achievement.

How did you gain all the gamerscore in the universe?

 

[Ren3004]

I stole it from other people.


How did you make me cry?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By insulting you very badly.

How did you rise to the position of Emperor?