How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

Patience, my g... NO, BAD REN, BAD REN!
You didn't, look out your window.


How did you miss the angry mob outside your window?

 

[SteakHeart]

They were all drunk.

How can I get that drunk?

 

[Ren3004]

Lots of money to spend.


How did you outrun a train?

 

[ThreeWords]

By first killing the driver

How did you get over there so fast?

 

[Ren3004]

Jetpack.


How did you find the meaning of life?

 

[wolfy098]

By dieing

How did you learn to fly

 

[ThreeWords]

Jetpack

How did you know...?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm totally not stalking you. Oh, please ignore the slightly redhead guy holding binoculars outside your window.


How did you make this delicious cake?

 

[ThreeWords]

It definitly doesn't involve intestines...

How do I escape?

 

[Ren3004]

Press the key in the upper left corner of your keyboard.

How could you miss it?

 

[ThreeWords]

I'm blind, you fool

Arn't i doing well, considering I'm only hitting random buttons on the keyboark,5jsf sdn9k .v57

 

[Ren3004]

Since you can't see my answer, it doesn't really matter, does it?


How did you manage to fool us for so long?

 

[ThreeWords]

Sheer luckjfsd 9dfng

 

[Ren3004]

How did you get away without posting a question?

 

[SteakHeart]

I didn't, he did.

How did you survive that horrible acid trip?

 

[Ren3004]

With a basic trip. Ba dum tsh.


How could you stand that awful pun?

 

[SteakHeart]

Using the sheer awesomeness of a bacon cheeseburger.

How does it feel?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Narwhals.

How did you defeat the giant money men of the 8th dimension?

 

[ThreeWords]

I'm blind, remember?

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[Ren3004]

Prondsdnsf.

Isn't it obvious?