How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

With a gun.


How did you get a flamethrower?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole it.
From my neighbor's backyard. It's not like he'll miss it.

How did you steal my keyboard?

 

[Ren3004]

With a sneak skill of 76.


How did you punch me through a wall?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm just that damn epic.
And the building codes SUCK.

How did you learn to shoot lasers out of your ass?

 

[Ren3004]

I eat 5-7 servings of photons a day.


How did you survive in a nitrogen only environment?

 

[Neonbob]

I learned how to make my body use nitrogen correctly.

How did you get a famous person to support you?

 

[Ren3004]

Money. Lots of it.

How did you get so much money?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I have my ways...

How did you survive Twilight the Movie?

 

[ThreeWords]

I was with my girlfriend

[sup]Suffice to say, I was more than slightly distracted[/sup]

How did you catch a fly between your teeth?

 

[Ren3004]

I lured it into my mouth. Don't ask me how.
[sub] Trust me, you don't want to know.[/sub]


How did you become grandmaster of the Assassin's Guild?

 

[ThreeWords]

I assassinated my predecessor, obviously

How did you survive my coup?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot your forces. Remember?

How did you return from hell?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I CAME from Hell.

How did you survive the end of the world?

 

[Baby Eater]

by being on mars

how did you save the universe?

 

[Ren3004]

I pressed start and chose "Save game" while playing.


How did you get so muscular?

 

[Neonbob]

I bench press the universe daily.

How did you put a spawn point in my shower?

 

[Baby Eater]

a very perverted level editor

how did you kill arnold schwarzenfunnyname

 

[Ren3004]

I made him watch Batman & Robin. And repeated every ice pun several times. In slow-motion.


How did you watch Batman & Robin without killing yourself?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot him.
Duh.
...with a rocket.
I expected utter crap, so I actually managed to enjoy it.
Imagine that...

How did you learn to play tennis?

 

[Baby Eater]

by grinding my racket skill

how did you post so much