How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I'm me. Nukes cannot kill me.

How did you break the sound barrier?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Two liters of Mountain Dew and some Pixy Stix.

How did you obtain photographic proof of Bigfoot?

 

[SteakHeart]

Oh, wait, PHOTOgraphic? I thought you said PORNOgraphic!

How did you watch the footage I got without vomiting?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It was too blurry to really make anything out.

How did you get that heart made out of steak?

 

[KiruTheMant]

Cow Shears and a live Ox

How did francis not hate waffles?

 

[Baby Eater]

he did but i stuffed them down his throat

how did you decide to friend me? (I'm suddenly getting alot of friends)

 

[Ren3004]

I need friends in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
[sub]I plan to kneecap you one by one and leave you behind.[/sub]



How did you steal the Eiffel Tower?

 

[Neonbob]

I ripped it off its foundation and carried it to Southern Italy.

How did you not explode?

 

[wolfy098]

I removed the internal bomb...

How did you reach me from the bottom of the atlantic ocean

 

[Baby Eater]

a crane

how did you survive me "accidentally" squeezing the crane too tight?

 

[wolfy098]

With this super powerful armor

How did you survive me shooting you for "accidentally" squeezing the crane too tight?

 

[Baby Eater]

being undead really helps

how did you survive me "accidentally" dropping you in acid for shooting me?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'm blind. Thanks for bringing that up.

How did you manage to be so tactless?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With my tongue. It was quite delicious.

How did make this fantastic marinade?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By asking for it.

How did you celebrate Christmas a month early?

 

[Baby Eater]

by skipping thanksgiving

how did you make yet another perverted answer in the wrong context?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By asking "I did?"

How did you assume I was being perverted?
[sup]What perverted answer?[/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

when you said "asking for it"

how did you not you see it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not meaning to be perverted.

How did you take what I said in a perverted way?
[sup]I meant asking like "Hi, Santa. Can I borrow your hat?"[/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

because you said that instead of what you meant

how did you expect people wouldn't notice that?