How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I left to get more.

How did you see into the future?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

using a smelloscope of course, the sense of smell travels faster than light it's jsut that they wouldn't expect it

how did you do that back flipping hatchet attack?

 

[Neonbob]

I was trained by spetznaz.

How did you follow me for three miles?

 

[Neonbob]

I was trying to run from the lions!

How did you get to sleep at a regular time?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Im on drugs

How did you sneak that unicorn in?

 

[Neonbob]

I knocked you out and led it in.

How did you resist the taser?

 

[Timotei]

I wore a rubber suit.

How did you find Boxxy?

 

[Neonbob]

I broke millions of boxes.

How did you avoid seeing horrible things online?

 

[Timotei]

I ripped out my eyes.

How did you not avoid seeing Goatse?

 

[Neonbob]

...that troll...

How did you break your vow of silence?

 

[Caligulove]

I watched an episode of Glenn Beck.

How did you beat get that scar across your butt?

 

[lodo_bear]

I stepped on a liger.

How did you achieve the world record score on Bejeweled?

 

[Neonbob]

Crack. Thr..three days of crack.
And meth. That's good too.
Jewels. So shiny.
*twitches*

How did you find my hiding spot?
[sup]And welcome to the Escapist, lodo_bear![/sup]

 

[Baby Eater]

you just hid in the corner with your hands over you eyes....

how did you become such a master at hiding?

 

[Sassafrass]

I learned for the master.
Me.

How did you discover the secrets of cheese?

 

[Baby Eater]

by doing many horrible cheese experiments during wartime

how did you come to learn of my secret?

 

[mugetsu37]

I cracked the Enigma code.

How did you get out of the war?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

by starting it
[sup] a political crack[/sup]

how did you jump again in mid air?

 

[mugetsu37]

By jumping off the plane

How did you survive the crash?

 

[Neonbob]

I knew it was coming and slid behind a really fat guy. He cushioned the impact.

How did you bit off the wing of a plane?