How did you do that?

[Baby Eater]

by following the pig

how did you kill the godfather?

 

[Amzer]

I snapped my fingers.

How did you survive the sonic boom that was me snapping?

 

[Neonbob]

I outran it.

How did you consume a forest fire?

 

[Amzer]

I inhaled.

How did life screw you over?

 

[Neonbob]

It gave me diabetes.

How did you kill David Blaine?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was easy. I called him a faker. He did the rest.

How did you fix my country's energy crisis?

 

[Neonbob]

I put in five hundred nuclear plants.
Win for me!

How did you get a fox to run into your net?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By offering him some delicious (ostrich) eggs.

How did you make that perverted? (I'm looking at you Mr. Toast...)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By offering him some delicious (ostrich) eggs.

How did you make that perverted? (I'm looking at you Mr. Toast...)

 

[Neonbob]

I hang out with Portal too much...

How did you not hear about my murders?

 

[Spade Lead]

I was off in never-never land molest... er, playing with childhood friends

How did you figure out who I am?

 

[Neonbob]

I put a tracer on you, and when you stopped for the night I located your home.

How did you get safely through a laser fence?

 

[Spade Lead]

I unplugged it.

How did you know I was making a Michael Jackson reference?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By reading the other part of your post.

How did you not get caught by the cops?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot them all. And then ran.

How did you lock a closet door?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By offering him some delicious (ostrich) eggs.

How did you make that perverted? (I'm looking at you Mr. Toast...)

 

[Neonbob]

I already told you! I talk with Portal!
His influence rubbed off on me.


How did you manage to light your feet on fire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By double posting.

How did you make me double post so bad?

 

[Neonbob]

An injection of adrenaline and testosterone.

How did you nullify your contract?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not eating the sun dried tomatoes.

How did you go to Mars without anybody knowing?