How did you do that?

[Spade Lead]

I was off in never-never land molest... er, playing with childhood friends

How did you figure out who I am?

 

[Neonbob]

I put a tracer on you, and when you stopped for the night I located your home.

How did you get safely through a laser fence?

 

[Spade Lead]

I unplugged it.

How did you know I was making a Michael Jackson reference?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By reading the other part of your post.

How did you not get caught by the cops?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot them all. And then ran.

How did you lock a closet door?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By offering him some delicious (ostrich) eggs.

How did you make that perverted? (I'm looking at you Mr. Toast...)

 

[Neonbob]

I already told you! I talk with Portal!
His influence rubbed off on me.


How did you manage to light your feet on fire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By double posting.

How did you make me double post so bad?

 

[Neonbob]

An injection of adrenaline and testosterone.

How did you nullify your contract?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not eating the sun dried tomatoes.

How did you go to Mars without anybody knowing?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm inspiring that way.

How did you make fifty new friends?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By planing his demise. It worked quite well.

How did you take me to the moon and back in the time it takes to boot my computer? (15 mins)