How did you do that?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

With a gun and mad skills.

How did you decapitate that beetle?

Neonbob · Nov 22, 2009

A sword. Yeah, it was overkill.
But it was sweeeet.

How did you make the most annoying sound in the world?

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 22, 2009

With my Most Annoying Sound in the World Grenades! (Patent Pending)

How did you make Keanu Reeves change his facial expression?

Neonbob · Nov 22, 2009

I punched him really hard.

How did you make yourself bulletproof?

Guitar Gamer · Nov 22, 2009

I went to his house and lit up my incinerator

how did you get someone to x-mas-tize your avatar?

Guitar Gamer · Nov 22, 2009

I was living in a cave

how are you still communist?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

By saying "I'm a commie" while being Capitalist.

How did you beat the crap out of Stalin in 1994?

Teh_Doomage · Nov 22, 2009

I found his grave and rigged it with C4.

How did you know Stalin's favorite food commie?

Guitar Gamer · Nov 22, 2009

I talked to him over dinner

how did you out awesome Winston Churchill?

Teh_Doomage · Nov 22, 2009

With a taxi cab...but we saw how that ended up.

How did you know I was a time traveler?

Teh_Doomage · Nov 22, 2009

1.21 Jigawatts!

How did you not know, you're my start student?

Teh_Doomage · Nov 22, 2009

Because you skipped that class.

How did you enroll in Advanced Concepts of Time Travel with completing the Introduction to Time Travel?

Teh_Doomage · Nov 22, 2009

I am easy to seduce it seems.

How did you like the class?

Teh_Doomage · Nov 22, 2009

By eating interesting people.

How did you get so bland?

lodo_bear · Nov 22, 2009

Simple: I used my moon shoes.

How did you first discover the Konami Code?

Ren3004 · Nov 22, 2009

By randomly pressing buttons.

How did you remember a 30 button long code?

Kud · Nov 22, 2009

it was the same number 30 times over.

how did you invent time travel?

Ren3004 · Nov 22, 2009

I spread Branston Pickles on No More Heroes.

How did you survive a fatal wound?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 22, 2009

Quick medical response.

How did you set the world on fire?
Edit: using only a box of matches

RanD00M · Nov 22, 2009

Psychic powers.

How did you just punch a hole through that solid 5inch thick concrete wall.