How did you do that?

[Timotei]

I converted them to radicalist Islam.

How do you know that bear knows what apples are?

 

[Neonbob]

I taught it myself.
"Want an apple?"
OH JESUS FUCK IT'S GOT MY ARM!

How did you calm a storm?

 

[Timotei]

I didn't. I let it wipe the town out.

How did you get elected mayor?

 

[Neonbob]

I rigged the election. With explosives.
Muahaha.

How did you make my water boil?

 

[Timotei]

I stare at it.

How do you pick your scabs on your head?

 

[Neonbob]

I use my fingernails.

How did you push every button at once?

 

[Timotei]

I have over a hundred fingers.

How did you kill Uwe Boll?

 

[The Amazing Chris]

I denied his existence completely.

How did your toast get all wet?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

with the minigun DUH!!

how did you send those babies to fight me?

[sup]ninja'd but I will keep it[/sup]

 

[Timotei]

I strapped a television on your back.

How did you get ninja'd?

 

[Neonbob]

I slowed him down.

How did you bust open a rock?

 

[Timotei]

I touched it.

How did you - OMFGMUDKIPINVASION!

 

[Neonbob]

I used a glitch to get millions of them.

How did you counter my zerg rush?

 

[Puzzles]

Decoy base, there's really a bomb inside waiting.

How did you fight off that pack of chav's?

 

[Ren3004]

With an empty gun and a pair of matches.


How did you survive the death ray?

 

[ravensshade]

by using a life shield...

how did you survive the white hole?

 

[Ren3004]

By painting it black.


How did you escape those rolling stones?

 

[ravensshade]

I grew a barricade of moss. Since moss doesn't grow on rolling stones so they'd have to stop.

how did you stop being an addict?

 

[RanD00M]

Women.Allot of them.

How did you just get on top of that mountain on Mars.