How did you do that?

[pope_of_larry]

doing my dailys

how did you get eaten by a rat

 

[Ren3004]

Covered myself in cheese.


How did you get covered in cheese?

 

[Metric Monkey]

You missed yourself and flung cheese all over me.

How did you just lose a game of tag with Helen Keller?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fell from the sky.
I was holding her hand the entire time.

How did you make it rain cocacola?

 

[DJude]

by switching out the water in the oceans with cocacola and waiting for it evaporate and to into clouds, then rain

how did you not notice that the water had been switched out?

 

[pope_of_larry]

If i go in the sun i will go blind

how did you switch the water

 

[Metric Monkey]

Hundreds of buckets.

How did you make it take only three days to switch the waters?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Somebody told me...
By letting you change your bloody post.

How did you not see that coming?

 

[pope_of_larry]

i was asleep

what did some one tell you?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because they were crazy.

How did we suddenly appear in an asylum?

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I killed all the guards

How did you mein 4 fish?

Ninja'd

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I used a fishing pickaxe, of course.

 

[pope_of_larry]

well you did not ask any thing so this is my answer

How did you forget to write a question

 

[Pm0n3y]

I was rushing out the house, and didn't have time to write a question.

How did you buy Google?

 

[Eggsnham]

Funny story about buying google really, you see there was this woman, and she looked vaguely like my mother *4 pitchers of beer and a long ass story later*

How did you survive the nuclear holocaust?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a nice bunker.

How did you get an egg yolk out of the shell without breaking it?

 

[War Penguin]

I told it to. I can talk with animals even if they're not technically living.

How did you know I was going to say that?

 

[Neonbob]

Because I saw you with your head up against the glass at the zoo, drooling and making odd noises. Then you pissed yourself and the gorilla threw a sizable turd at the kid you had mentioned hating earlier.

How did you black out?

 

[War Penguin]

The gorilla also threw a turd at me.

How did you find out how many licks there are until you reach the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[Neonbob]

Dedication. And too much free time.

How did you breach my defenses?