How did you do that?

[Amzer]

I played Genre wars...And lost to the easy bots >.>

How did you fail so hardcorely?

 

[Neonbob]

I did it on purpose.
Jumping off of roofs is really hardcore.
And failing to do so is failing. Hardcore!

How did you miss every single class today?

 

[Amzer]

I wandered the halls yelling "mmmm'DUUUUUR"

How did you notice I wasn't there?

 

[christ917]

My fist flew through thin air when I tried to punch you.

How did you break the logic of math by making 2=1?

 

[Ren3004]

With my awesome powers.


How did you get your awesome powers?

 

[DuplicateValue]

In an incident involving a pillow factory.

How did you grow those horns?

 

[Ren3004]

I glued them on.


How did you get that death ray?

 

[Amzer]

My eyes already were deathrays. Infact, I killed you all some time ago...

How did you survive through my awesome weapon?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not knowing what it's from.

How did you eat runescape?

 

[DJude]

because, I AM YOUR PILLOW! (and im softer than memory-foam)

How did you replace my hat with a live raptor?

 

[Amzer]

The raptor at your head as I was swapping the two.

How did you know there were live raptors?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, there was one standing on my head.


How did you do that?

 

[ravensshade]

well why are you here then?

 

[Jaywebbs]

Well, there was one standing on my head.


How did you do that?

Teleportation machine.

how did you retrieve the One Ring, from the lava pits of mount doom

 

[Shadowfaze]

Very carefully!!!

How did you fly to the moon?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a large rocket and some mice.

How did you get me to study?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I had a shotgun pointed at the back of your head

How did that guy get in here?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm ninja like that. Happy International Ninja Day!

How did you write your latest bestseller?

 

[Cargando]

By aiming it at the teenage girl demographic and filling it with cliches, angst, sordid love affairs and bad puns about everyday life.

How did you grow your beard that long?

 

[Adanos]

With Grow-A-Beard 2000.

How do you train kamikaze soldiers?