How did you do that?

[CounterAttack]

I found an English-Wingdings dictionary. It covers all three types of Wingdings! Get yours now! =D

How did you decode my secret messages?

 

[Neonbob]

You only turned one letter around. It wasn't that hard.

How did you make such a useless invention?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Well, I put a spoork in a microwave for 10 minutes then wrapped it in tin foil, then dip it in water for 5 minutes and placed it behind the fridge. No idea what it does, but hey, people buy anything these days.

How did you play xbox with your face?

 

[CounterAttack]

I grew thumbs out of my nose and held the controller with my feet.

How did you send a message to yourself in the past?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I placed it in the one place I know he would look. On the front cover of a system of a down album.

How did you get strangled by your hair?

 

[Neonbob]

It gained sentience and I was going to get a haircut...damn preemptive strike.

How did you light your arm on fire?

 

[Zedzero]

Simple, a paper clip, orange juice and fire.

How did you eat that monkey?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I pointed a gun at it, opened my mouth and said "Get in their".

How did you impale yourself on your wallet?

 

[Neonbob]

It was filled with needles...

How did you sneak yourself onto a secure plane?

 

[CounterAttack]

I used my epic contortionist abilities to fit into a woman's handbag.

How did you know I was hiding there?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Flashlight, that's how I solve all my problems

GASP! YOU STOLE MY WAFFLES! HOW!

 

[Dark Knifer]

I used a crowbar, a trolley and some c4.

How did you beat the last boss?

 

[vento 231]

Killed the guard then hid them in my back back and slipped right past security.

How do I stop getting ninja'd?

 

[Neonbob]

I nuked it.
Easy.
You type faster.

How did you get out of my trap?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I jumped. Alot.

How did you eat your legs?

 

[Neonbob]

I bent over really far.
And I was on a damn island. That's some motivation right there.

How did you make the rocket explode?

 

[CounterAttack]

My custom-designed interception rocket took care of it. It's the size of a bullet, but it can take down anything rocket-propelled up to a space shuttle.

How did you see through time?

 

[Neonbob]

4D goggles.
They're very handy things, and only $3.99

How did you crash a helicopter?

 

[CounterAttack]

I can't even drive a car. You expect me to master a helicopter in ten minutes?

How did you build a hovercraft?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I flipped a swamp boat

How did you miss graduation