How did you do that?

[Dark Knifer]

For the last fucking time, IT WASN'T ME! Go complain to macdonalds because I know nothing about that stupid carrot!

Someone who is thinking about macdonalds now?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. I'm thinking about Hardees.

Someone who likes watching other people in misery they caused themselves?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Not only that, I record it and show it to them whenever they are in a good mood.

FUCK! This is the how did you thread!

How do I keep doing that?!?

 

[Neonbob]

You get confused at 2am.
DAMN YOU.

How did you make me fall into that trend again?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I used confusion again! It was super effective!

How did you eat pancakes with your fingernails?

 

[Timotei]

I'm just that awesome.

How do you cure my fever? (looking for a specific answer)

 

[Neonbob]

I waited for them to get REALLY long.
I dumped you in a pit of ice, then pushed IV antibiotics through your body until you swore you could see them in the veins in your eyes.
The last thing I did was to replace every single organ in your body with a perfectly healthy person's organs.
Specific enough?

How did you steal my cable?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I didn't, the snakes did. Must have thought it was someone else...

How did you make a good sonic game?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a 2D version.
That works perfectly.

How did you beat the end boss of life?

 

[Timotei]

*Snip*

[sub]I was looking for more cowbell.[/sub]

I used HAX.

How did you fight off the EFG invasion?

 

[Neonbob]

Ohhh. I like my answer more.
And I crashed Jupiter into their main ship.
You'd be surprised how effective that was.

How did you clean a bathroom without using your hands?

 

[CounterAttack]

With the powers of my mind...

How did you get the music out of your head?

 

[Neonbob]

I put different music in there.

How did you get a group of kids hooked on crack?

 

[Timotei]

I laced their lolipops with coke.

How did you take a seat over there?

 

[CounterAttack]

I unscrewed it from the floor.

How did you find my super-secret hiding place?

 

[Timotei]

I looked.

How did you make Mikuru-chan cry?

 

[Ren3004]

I punched her.


How did you withstand my punches?

 

[rdaleric]

I am just that much of a badass.

How does santa get round the whole world in one night?

 

[Ren3004]

He feeds his reindeer a mixture of jet fuel and human souls.

How did you get coal in your stocking this Christmas?

 

[oppp7]

I mugged Santa last year.
How did you knife fight the Easter Bunny?