How did you do that?

War Penguin · Feb 13, 2010

Robbed a Gatherer's Garden.

How did you escape the depths of Hell?

Sleekgiant · Feb 13, 2010

Kratos gave me a piggy back ride

How did you not know Kratos was so nice

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 13, 2010

He killed a ton of dudes. Randomly.

How did Mars pwn Kratos?

War Penguin · Feb 13, 2010

Mars was the ACTUAL God of War.

How did you blow up the moon?

DSEZ · Feb 13, 2010

by chargin ma lazar

how did you get a six pack?

Neonbob · Feb 13, 2010

I went into a store and bought one.

How did you deflect an asteroid?

j1-2themax · Feb 13, 2010

~~Um... I "bought" it at Wal-Mart.~~ [sub]Dang ninjas.[/sub] With a really big laser cannon.

How could you afford that pony?

oppp7 · Feb 13, 2010

I killed it and got it for half off.
How did you do that thing that you did?

SomeBoredGuy · Feb 13, 2010

You don't want to know.

How did you eat your own face?

oppp7 · Feb 13, 2010

With gravy.
How did you watch the Superbowl?

Sleekgiant · Feb 14, 2010

With my eyes closed

How did you win the contest

War Penguin · Feb 14, 2010

I cheated- I MEAN, uh... shit! Forget everything you've heard. EVERYTHING!

How did you forget everything?

Sleekgiant · Feb 14, 2010

I didn't

How did you make me forget

War Penguin · Feb 14, 2010

Hypnotism, the cure for all of life's troubles.
[sub]You are getting sleepy...[/sub]

How did you saw off my legs without me noticing?

Sleekgiant · Feb 14, 2010

With a laser, you didn't feel a thing

How did you find my secret layer

War Penguin · Feb 14, 2010

It was on the map.

How did you find Waldo? If so, where?

Sleekgiant · Feb 14, 2010

He was behind the fat woman

How did you not know that

War Penguin · Feb 14, 2010

I'm not that bright, I'll admit.

How did you win the love of millions?

Sleekgiant · Feb 14, 2010

I got on TV and stripped

How did you miss it

War Penguin · Feb 14, 2010

I didn't want to see that. D:

How did you know I like pie?