How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By failing at life.

How did you diagnose the moon's disease?

 

[Neonbob]

A gigantic telescope, lots of time, and some patience.

How did you get me shut down?

 

[LeonLethality]

I took you away from the escapist. it was nearly impossible.

How did you invent super coffee?

 

[Neonbob]

I put steroids in the beans, and made them AWESOME.

How did you de-claw yourself?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Very carefully...

How did you eat the interwebz?

 

[Neonbob]

I wrapped it all in bacon and took my time nomming it.

How did you get a bear in your yard?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Salmon.

How did you discover the lost city of gold?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Metal detector done struck me riches! I thought at first I had run over an old lady!

How did you figure out I was insane?

 

[brtshstel]

You bought an Atari Jaguar thinking it was better than a PlayStation.

How did you make my socks white again?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

DAMNIT BROTHER! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DOING THAT IN AND ON SOCKS?!

How are you coping with what I just told you?

 

[axle 19]

Pretty well after I repress this memory, and this one...
Wait what were we talking about?

How did you reeducate the masses?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I gave them all a copy of Brain Age

How did your DS Super Lite idea work out

 

[axle 19]

Pretty good until people figured out it was just cut in half.
The guy who name I used must be freaking out though.

How did you win the trial of the century?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bribery my friend. The power of bribery.

How did you get that string to say STFU?

 

[axle 19]

By listening to the voices in my head.
They may not agree much but they do have great ideas.

How did you bench press the great pyramid?

 

[The Infinite]

I'm a demi-god, it's what we do.

How did you implode that carrot?

 

[LeonLethality]

After om nom noming it I had indigestion...

How did you cure the common cold?

 

[darth jacen]

Lots and Lots of tea and honey

How did you take all those pills and live?

 

[axle 19]

I took them over the course of a year.
What? You never gave me a time constraint.

How did you punch god in the face and live?

 

[Neonbob]

We're good pals.

How did you put a bird through a door?