How did you do that?

[brtshstel]

I know a lot of people in the court system and most of the Jury.

How did you get so much cheese taste in the little crackers?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I put lot's of cheese.

How did you shrink the crackers?

 

[darth jacen]

With the shrink-ray that was left lying around

How did you break that phone?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By curb stomping it.

How did you absorb a nebula?

 

[Asturiel]

With a phone breaker of course.

How did you crack time?

 

[Neonbob]

With a rock hammer.

How did you eat a zombie?

 

[Asturiel]

With "101 ways to serve zombies" of course.

How did you manage to divide by 3 without rounding the decimals when the numerator was not a multiple of three?

 

[Spiner909]

A calculator from heaven above.
How did you bake a pie?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a wonderful cook. And I put it in a pure fire to cook.

How did you cut out all the crap in that article?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Excellent BS detection skills.

How did you win that stunning match?

 

[axle 19]

I cheated, it wasn't to hard.
What? Don't look at me like that.

How did you get marijuana legalized?

 

[Neonbob]

Brainwashing and violence. Same as always!

How did yo get a horrible TV show offline?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I plead for it's removal.

How did you make my face melt?
[sup]Good night, all.[/sup]

 

[UnusualStranger]

I had to hunt for something cuter than your avatar. It took a while.

How did you manage to get to page 999?
[sub] Night Hail Fire [/sub]

 

[axle 19]

I skipped ahead.

How did you write and epic story?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots and LOTS of fun exchanges.
I took a year to write some good things.

How did you rupture your spleen?

 

[axle 19]

I swallowed a grenade as part of a bet.
They told me it was a dud.

How did you get Nickleback banned?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Superior editing skills.

How did you break that window 7 blocks away?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a sonic boom, and it traveled down the street.

How did you make chips so damn hot?

 

[axle 19]

I marinated them with habanero peppers.
I also may have lit you on fire.

How did you survive the burn wounds?