How did you do that?

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fire.

How did bambi's mom crash into the titanic in mid air?

 

[War Penguin]

After I shot her [small](that's right, I did it! >)[/small], I put her in a catapult and aimed for the Titanic.

How did you manage to keep your sanity after meeting Cthulhu?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Sanity? I never had any of that to start with.

How did you get Cthulhu to meet me in the first place?

 

[axle 19]

I am in possession of the NecroWombicon.
Cookie for the reference.

How did you avoid going insane?

 

[War Penguin]

I just said that I'm crazy, but that made me not crazy, since if I think I'm crazy, I'm not.

How did you bake a cake entirely made of cement... and have it taste SOOO good?

 

[axle 19]

You were high, everything tastes good.

How did you pass the breathalyzer test?

 

[War Penguin]

Since I don't drink, I just breathed and they said I was fine.

How did you get me drunk WITHOUT getting me to drink?

 

[axle 19]

I injected alcohol into your bloodstream.
I may have inadvertently poisoned you though.

How did you make it to the hospital?

 

[War Penguin]

I rode my dragon to the hospital.

How did you get me my dragon?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I bribed it with coal.

How did you knit this sweater out of hay?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I hired someone to do it.

How did you finally kill Iron Man?

 

[The Infinite]

Using a freaking massive electromagnet and molten steel.

How did you rip your own eyeballs out and still be able to see?

 

[Steppin Razor]

I stole a homeless mans eyes and put them into my head.

How did you survive without being able to access the Escapist for a whole week?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I lived vicariously through RSS feeds.

How did you kill a mockingbird?

 

[The Infinite]

NINJA!
I shot it down. With my air rifle.
How did you die from being on the Escapist?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I was decapitated in a bar fight [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.185177-Ultimate-Barfight-Escapist-Edition-Anyone-can-join-the-violence]

How did you locate the treasure?

 

[Neonbob]

You left your map right in my hand, you know. I just followed it.

How did you beat up a fish?

 

[The Infinite]

With this random stick I found lying around.

How did you steal all the gold from Fort Knox?

 

[Neonbob]

I teleported. Screw the security things. I bypassed them all!

How did you melt everything around you?