How did you do that?

[UnusualStranger]

By giving them all weaponized hot peppers.

How did you open that game without touching your computer?

 

[The Infinite]

Er I'm something of a telopath.

How did you drink at that alcohol while staying sober?

 

[brtshstel]

I'm not sober. I just have a really fucking high tolerance, so I can appear to be sober when my blood alcohol content is just under the lethal level while that useless college kid over there is falling down after only one sip.

How did you tolerate stupid college freshmen so well?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot the really annoying ones <_<

How did you get along with that jackass?

 

[axle 19]

Pot helps.

How did you hide your hydroponics lab?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Using the power of the Hulk, I crushed it into a tiny ball, then I fed it to be passing frog.

How did you kill that which had no life?

 

[axle 19]

I slayed it with the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

How did you bring and end to WoW?

 

[Neonbob]

I blew up the servers.

How did you get such an intricate sculpture?

 

[axle 19]

I used my time machine to steal from Michaelangelo.
Also Whales are public enemy number one.

How did you make the Kessle Run in six parsexs.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Parsexs is a measure of distance, not time.

How did you become more powerful than I could have ever imagined?

 

[darth jacen]

Random explosion that gave me powers

How did you get to McDonald's and back without moving

 

[Neonbob]

I explained this earlier.
Teleportation. And a bunch of people carrying me. <_<

How did you get a bike to blow up?

 

[axle 19]

I gave it to a whale you were tracking.
I think you know why.

How did you create an unlockable thread?

 

[Neonbob]

I got mod power. MUAHAHAHA.

How did you get buried by paper?

 

[The Infinite]

The paperboys had it out for me.
How did you buy a country?

 

[Neonbob]

I had the money and they were selling.

How did you save a camel?

 

[axle 19]

I invaded the middle east.
What, don't judge me it was a valid reason.

How did you destroy the world's supply of Oil?

 

[Neonbob]

Internal heating of the earth until all the deposits ignited.

How did you jostle a monkey?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hit it with an oar?

How did you over hype the best game ever?

 

[Neonbob]

I hired every single PR firm on the planet to make an ad. And then put them all up.

How did you get a camera in your ears?