How did you do that?

[Fury Is Me.]

I just bet Hades that I could finish that old fart's job of rolling a boulder up a mountanous hill and he agreed, and I totally freaking did it.

How did you escapes from TARTARUS! (Worse than Hades.)

 

[Neonbob]

I just became more and more violent. And punched my way out.

How did you claim money that wasn't yours?

 

[axle 19]

I'm a master of disguise.

How did you steal all my money?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole your identity first. Then I transferred all the cash in your account to mine.

How did you get a monkey to dance?

 

[axle 19]

I bribed it with some bananas.

How did you survive your freefall?

 

[Steppin Razor]

A group of school children broke my fall

How did you throw me out of the plane?

 

[axle 19]

I told you to look outside.
Gravity took care of the rest.

How did you create antimatter?

 

[Neonbob]

I took matter and pissed it off horribly.
Boom! Antimatter.

How did you stop gangs?

 

[axle 19]

I killed them all.
Now future gangs now what will happen.

How did you kill thirty people and not get caught?

 

[Neonbob]

Those thirty people were the only ones around. So, there were no witnesses.

How did you eliminate the inequity?

 

[axle 19]

I eliminated its existence from the dictionary.
Whatever its called now is none of my concern.

How did you survive the Serial Killer Game when you didnt post at all?

 

[brtshstel]

Out of Sight, Out of mind. I wasn't involved.

How did you get Xbox Live on your iPhone?

 

[darth jacen]

Jail broke it

How did you make the PSN better than XBL?

 

[Neonbob]

I put lots more stuff on it.

How did you hide in a box for a year?

 

[darth jacen]

I pulled a solid snake

How did you win the eating contest

 

[Neonbob]

I put a black hole in my stomach.

How did you interrupt my speech?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I threw whiffle balls at you.

How did you reload the matrix?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I installed more RAM.

How did you crash the server for the Matrix?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I loaded an infinite looping subroutine.

How did you survive BBC Broadcasting services?

 

[darth jacen]

I put in my Stephen Fry looped podcast until it was over

How did you narc the Cuban government without being exposed?