How did you do that?

[Omegatronacles]

I wore an "I Love Castro" shirt.

How did you locate the rebel base?

 

[Neonbob]

They left the location on a computer I seized.

How did you escape the left hand of god?

 

[darth jacen]

I sat on his right hand

How did you turn one dollar into 100000000 dollars?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I added 8 zeros.

How did you set up the fight of the millenium?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I made Old Godzilla hop around in Tokyo City like a big playground, suddenly Batman burst from the shades and hit Godzilla with a bat-grenade. Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by the Shaq...
Then it just couldn't be stopped anymore, a whole bunch of other people joined in on the fight.
It was the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye could see. And only one would survive, people wondered who it would be. It was the Ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

How did you release the Kraken?

 

[Neonbob]

I broke that stupid lock. Doy.

How did you stop a plane in midair?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I stopped time, the plane stopped too.

How did you destroy the Triforce?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a stronger triangle!

How did you wrap a cattle?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I used a very big sheet of aluminum foil.

How did you turn the Kraken into soup?

 

[Neonbob]

I chopped it up with a knife and tossed it in hot water.
Easy stuff.

How did you beat Pyramid head?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I didn't, *points* that guy over there did.

How did you find out his power level is OVER 9000???

 

[darth jacen]

I shot him in the sword

How did you escape silent hill with your sanity?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I used my ninja skills.

How did you get ninja'd?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy goddammit!

How did you become so dull?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I never did, you just lost a sense of humour.

How did you get dirt on your shirt when you were outside of existence?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

It was non-existent dirt.

How did you steal all those pixels?

 

[Neonbob]

I used tiny little pliers to take them out of your screen. Haw.

How did you become a dog handler?

 

[Omegatronacles]

Well the first step was to marry my wife

I applied for the job.

How did you finish your magnum opus?

 

[War Penguin]

I stole one and called it my own, just like what I do with a lot of things.

How did you complete Beethoven's Unfinished Symphony?

 

[Feraele]

Blindly...

How did you build the Eifel Tower?