How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Beat the game twice with the same character.

How did you break the servers?

 

[Gigaguy64]

I was nice on Xbox Live

How did you shot web?

 

[Proctorninja]

from my mouth

how do you see dead people

 

[Neonbob]

I stole that kid's eyes.

How did you grow a beard from your eyebrows?

 

[brtshstel]

I was in the Army, and they made me take some really strange "super soldier" drugs. I have more hair from my eyebrows than the rest of my body.

How did you make tea from the beard clippings of Chuck Norris? What are the side effects of that tea?

 

[Neonbob]

I just put them in water...and it sucked. Horribly.

How did you lose a car?

 

[Ren3004]

I must have left it in my other pants.


How did you find the car?

 

[brtshstel]

I looked in the classifieds section of the newspaper. It was real easy.

How did you "cram all the graham into Golden Grahams."

 

[Neonbob]

I used a huge press. Five hundred thousand pounds of pressure does wonders!

How did you hire a hairpiece?

 

[Newkenyanguy]

Used the bat signal with an altered sign...

How did you eat noodles without eyes?

 

[brtshstel]

Well, I have been blind before...(read the Batman "Detective" comic series)

How did you make the old ENIAC mainframe work with a Zilog Z80 central microprocessor chip?

 

[Neonbob]

Magic. That's how. Don't you dare question magic!
It'll make you gone!

How did you find a way through a black hole?

 

[LeonLethality]

magic
An old man guided me through. It was a very spiritual experience.

how did you assassinate the CEO of of Ikea?

 

[Neonbob]

I packed him in a crate then sent him to the arctic. The cold did the rest.

How did you ruin my family reunion?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I invited Hannibal Lecter to join you for tea. It was really awkward.

How did you lose your sanity?

 

[Neonbob]

I was held in hyperspace for years. GodDAMN there's some weird shit out there.

How did you use birds to pay?

 

[axle 19]

I painted them gold. Everyone loves shiny things.

How did you stop the lava flow?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a hundred bodies. They're surprisingly handy at halting molten rock...

How did you bury your own hands with a shovel?

 

[axle 19]

I misread the digging instruction. They were in Foreignese.

How did you capture all the pokemon?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a trainer...

how did you fling yourself over a wall?