How did you do that?

[darth jacen]

with a catapult of course

How did you win the contest?

 

[Neonbob]

I cheated.

How did you train your eye?

 

[fanklok]

I won't even bother insulting your intellect by explaining something so obvious

I... but... it makes no viable sense that you can use sword chucks, explain yourself.

 

[Neonbob]

I learned the ancient art from a batshit monk. He was a surprisingly good teacher, for a demented old bastard.

How did you walk an amoeba?

 

[fanklok]

Well since we are mostly water and amoebas are mostly water we are amoebas.

How did you win at extreme Jenga?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot the other guy first.

How did you make yourself believe in stuff?

 

[fanklok]

Wait what? I'm a Nihilist dude.

How do you not understand the rules of Jenga?

 

[Neonbob]

I never really got into them. And shooting people in the face works.

How did you reject reality?

 

[Steppin Razor]

With the help of the Improbability Drive.

How did you obtain a copy of Duke Nukem Forever?

 

[brtshstel]

I bribed the right people. One of the people that got fired from 3D Realms stole the team's work...which was a complete game. He gave it to me out of spite.

How did you obtain a copy of Starcraft Ghost?

 

[dontcallmemuffin]

i stole it from its owner while he was on the john,

how did you knock out that shark?

 

[Neonbob]

The massive shockwave after a nuke hits did all the work for me.

How did you get in touch with a divine power?

 

[PurpleSky]

E-mail



How did you ruin my life?

 

[Tharwen]

You wouldn't want to know...

How did you get that tactical nuke in 12 seconds?

 

[Proctorninja]

ebay

how did u fire your laser

 

[axle 19]

I copied it from that ever present meme.

How did you avoid that paradox?

 

[Neonbob]

I beat the hell out of logic until it agreed with me.

How did you adopt a messed up dog?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The animal shelter screwed up.

How did you kill y tank with a club?

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I stole it from the guys in Red Faction.

How did you solve a problem like Maria?

 

[Neonbob]

I don't know...who the hell is Maria?

How did you lose me in a forest?