How did you do that?

[Yureina]

I could understand Japanese.

How did you get a 100% win percentage in Solitaire?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Cant beat my poker face.


How did you run into space?

 

[Druyn]

I told gravity to back off, and let inertia have a turn.

How did you find C'thulu?

 

[MR.Spartacus]

I told gravity to back off, and let inertia have a turn.

How did you find C'thulu?

I keep him stored in the cupboard.

How did you make plutonium with just a microwave, paper-clips, and jello?

 

[Neonbob]

I macguyvered it. Woooo.

How did you see through walls?

 

[LeonLethality]

The x-ray goggles from the back of comic books

How did you not freeze while skinny dipping during winter?

 

[NeoAC]

Cause I'm Canadian. Duh.

How did you take down Godzilla?

 

[Neonbob]

I made him eat a nuke. And then I won.

How did you crash my party with a teacup?

 

[NeoAC]

Well you only had one bodyguard, and I broke the teacup over his face. Now he has nice floral patterns instead of eyes.

How did you chop all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck?

 

[bgg1996]

With my Accurate Slugs...
How did you get to level 101? The max level is 50...

 

[Neonbob]

I hacked. The easy way to cheat life!

How did you dodge my insults?

 

[Tristan Sjet]

I'm chuck norris. *roundhouse kick to nuts*

how did you kill bob?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I called him Bill until is head exploded!

How did you defeat god!?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole his DNA, made a clone army of him, and used the clones to take his throne.

How did you get into a welded cage?

 

[bgg1996]

Dude, it only has one wall.

How did you commit 7 crimes (9 in California) in less than thirty seconds while on a unicycle?

 

[Hazy]

I was in a rush to catch a flight.

How did you find inner peace?

 

[superbatranger]

I got a prize in a Cracker Jack box.

How did you break out of jail?

 

[brtshstel]

Somebody smuggles me in a toolkit and dynamite inside a cake.

How did you get the stripper inside the big layer cake?

 

[Hazy]

Very carefully.

How did you make it out of the riot in one piece?

 

[Vrex360]

By tearing everyone else into pieces of course.

How did you manage to win an Oscar by making a film about a rubber duck?