How did you do that?

[Yureina]

I included some pretty steamy rubber duck romance in there. That stuff always does well.

How did you start your plans for world domination?

 

[Vrex360]

Well first I- hey wait a minute I'm not telling you!!!

How did you manage to clone into existance a carbonised copy of Scarlett Johansson who is turned on by nerdiness?

 

[Yureina]

I own a cloning lab. It was my first major investment.

How did you know about those experiments?

 

[Vrex360]

It was part of my taking over the world plan.

How did you fail to notice me sneaking around in your lab taking embryo samples of Ellen Page, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I have no idea who those people are, and I called in sick that day.

How did you escape the collapse of the universe?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a pocket dimension and hopped into it.

How did you make your name in the hair of a million hobos?

 

[Hazy]

Again, very carefully.

How did you escape to the chopper with only two seconds left?

 

[Mr.logic]

I jumped out and flew with my wings

How did you defeat legato in combat?

 

[The Eggplant]

I hit him with my rhythm stick.

How did you get discover the existence of a chocolate moon?

 

[bgg1996]

I used the chocolate ray gun.

How did you get a "Z" on your math test?

 

[The Eggplant]

With style and aplomb. And a large green felt pen.

How did you manage to do a no-hands handstand?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Levitation.

How did you manage to beat the game without using Levitation once?

 

[Mechsoap]

becouse i was a warrior

how did you hit that guy with that slap?

 

[Darth Caelum]

I had a hand

How did you commit 54 acts of Manslaughter, 46 Counts of Theft, and Vandalism of School Property in one Day?

 

[Kazzak]

Patience, good sir, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!!

Yay for 190 page old quote!

How did you manage to survive being shot from a giant slingshot into the sun?

 

[not_the_dm]

They got the trajectory wrong. I simply slingshotted around the sun and came back to Earth.

How did you survive the detonation of the nuke that was strapped to you?

 

[Neonbob]

I've developed a bit of a resistance to nukes over the years.

How did you ruin a great time?

 

[RagnorakTres]

Careful application of the gay, evil clown look. >.>

How in the name of all anyone holds holy did you manage to break the laws of physics by creating matter?

 

[Neonbob]

I took antimatter, and reversed its charge completely, and then went through a sophisticated process that wound up making more matter!

How did you get into a school with such horrible grades?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bribery and death threats.

How have you not gotten expelled yet?