How did you have sex?

[Eclectic Dreck]

The normal way I expect. For lack of a better word I simply asked. To give more detail, there was the relatively standard progression: we made out, groping ensued, at some point pants came off and from there biological inertia (i.e. being a teenager) took over.

 

[Lord_Nemesis]

I 15 years old, nightclub toilet with a girl who was 5 years older who I had met 2 hours before hand. As for how, stand up doggy. And that was that.

 

[SilentCom]

How did you have sex your first couple of times?
By which I mean how did you convince another person to do the do with you.
Were you boyfriend/girlfriend? howd you meet? howd you get close enough to permit the act? how long were you together before?
Share your experience with someone who has none wont you?

It's funny, because after I read this and looked at your avatar I felt kind of creeped out. As for me, the answer is I haven't. Simple and true.

 

[Ultress]

Met a guy on a dating site, made some ineunnedo about studying anatomy and linked him to a seanbaby article. About an hour later, he's there, we make awkward conversation then we kiss and he sticks it up my poopshoot. Then I take him home,cry a little,get a happy meal,and am scared shitless by the toy they gave me.

 

[game-lover]

After I stopped laughing a bit like wow, I was actually pleasantly surprised to see there are actually serious responses. There's another forum I'm one that I'm sure wouldn't have been so cooperative.

I can't answer 'cause I'm a virgin but I'm so bookmarking because I too am interested. Maybe those who had "just happened" sex can shed some light as to how it "just happened."

 

[Jedoro]

Let's see, we weren't a couple, but we'd go on dates and hang out, and that started several months before she went to do some photography internship at Disneyworld. Close to the end of her internship, I'd saved enough to go visit her and for us to stay in her favorite resort. Second night there, we started kissing in the bed, and it led to the horizontal tango.

And here's the annoying part.

The day I was flying back home, I told her I'd like a proper relationship, and she said she'd think about it. Well, after she came back, her answer came in the form of a Facebook status that said she was dating someone else.

 

[LetalisK]

Well he stuck his no-no place into my... ohhh, I see.
This sounds awfully creepy, are you asking this in a raspy voice while concealed behind a bush in the park!?

His avatar def seems to imply he is yea.....


OT.

We were together and she asked me if I wanted to sleep with her, I said yes....

I wish all women were that forward with what they feel. I got so tired of the head games. Hence why marriage is so much better. It's as simple as "Hey, wanna have sex tonight?" now. 9/10 the answer is Yes, so win for me.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I drew out a circle in blood just like the book described, lit the candles, chanted the words right, and the rest is history.

Oh for the love of...

Dammit, that's another spawn of Nyarlathotep I need to track down and kill! Thank you for making my job harder! >: (

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On topic: Still a virgin, hopefully my first time will be with my girlfriend at some vague point in the future. I'm honestly not all that fussed about sex, TBQH. I'll wait as long as I need to, since I'm actually pretty happy with the innocent phase we're in right now (been a year since last week)

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Well, my hand had always been there for me, through thick and thin, and has never uttered a word of protest. In fact, it often intitiates things =P.
Oh, you meant with a woman....
Er...
Lemme get back to ya on that...

 

[Foxpack1]

Met a guy on a dating site, made some ineunnedo about studying anatomy and linked him to a seanbaby article. About an hour later, he's there, we make awkward conversation then we kiss and he sticks it up my poopshoot. Then I take him home,cry a little,get a happy meal,and am scared shitless by the toy they gave me.

And this unholy unison led to the spawning of Popsicle Pete as fortold by the cryer of woe- Seanbaby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Met a guy on a dating site, made some ineunnedo about studying anatomy and linked him to a seanbaby article. About an hour later, he's there, we make awkward conversation then we kiss and he sticks it up my poopshoot. Then I take him home,cry a little,get a happy meal,and am scared shitless by the toy they gave me.

that was beautiful... i really want to turn that into a sketch called 'How I Met Your Father'. "Well... we met on a dating site, talked, and he stuck it up my poopshoot." that is the single best sentence I've ever heard.
Also, what was the toy, and why was it scary?

OT: well, I opened up PornHub and clicked play. then I got my hand and I started.
So far, I haven't fucked any man or woman, or been fucked by a man or really dominant woman.

;(
though it's not for lack of trying.

 

[CrashBang]

Everyone's approaching this so awkwardly (probably cos it's awkward) but mine's really typical. We were 16, had been going out for a few months, had sex, it sucked and then we broke up. Ahh, youth.

 

[ciancon]

(removed by user due to fear of internet never forgetting)

 

[M4t3us]

How did you have sex your first couple of times?
By which I mean how did you convince another person to do the do with you.
Were you boyfriend/girlfriend? howd you meet? howd you get close enough to permit the act? how long were you together before?
Share your experience with someone who has none wont you?

I was her boyfriend... I made the move and she didn't stop me, the first few times were ... clumsy... but in time it got a little better. Now... Now it just comes more... naturally?!

 

[Potato Dragon]

Well me and my left hand (right one was for the mouse) went into the study and... oh you ment with someone else.
I'll get there someday.

 

[Ultress]

Met a guy on a dating site, made some ineunnedo about studying anatomy and linked him to a seanbaby article. About an hour later, he's there, we make awkward conversation then we kiss and he sticks it up my poopshoot. Then I take him home,cry a little,get a happy meal,and am scared shitless by the toy they gave me.

that was beautiful... i really want to turn that into a sketch called 'How I Met Your Father'. "Well... we met on a dating site, talked, and he stuck it up my poopshoot." that is the single best sentence I've ever heard.
Also, what was the toy, and why was it scary?

I think it was Humpty Dumpty from the Puss in boots spin off, I was emotionally shaky at that point anyway and it just really freaked me out.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Here is a pic

 

[A Satanic Panda]

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Nope, we werent even dating at the time, we were friends and it led to sex. Afterwards we decided to have a relationship.

EDIT: I suppose you mean the time of the act itself, We were hanging out at my apartment, we started making out in the kitchen, spontaniously (I followed the old phrase "Fortune Favors the Bold") and it led to my bedroom.

Mind = blown

I posted that exact quote on some relationship advice thread a few years ago here. You can thank me later.

 

[Mozza444]

I was 15
Been with a girl for a few month
We was 'having fun' by that i mean she was touching my penis.
I said "Why don't we just fuck"
And then we did.
Happy story for all!
I am also still with that girl after 3 years.

 

[Darknacht]

We wanted to have sex with eachother, we did it, ???, Profit!

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OT: Making out led to her hands down my pants which led to sex.

 

[NoeL]

My first time was pretty lackluster. Been talking to a girl online/phone for a month or two, and since I was passing through her town on my drive up north I stayed with her for a few nights. It was less that five minutes between first seeing each other in the flesh and making out, and we spent pretty much the whole weekend in bed together. Initially I wanted to save my virginity until I had a girlfriend, but after hours of hands and mouths I said "ah fuck it" and gave it a go. Eight seconds later I became a man XD