I only recently got Xbox Live and a headset, but until then I used to log in as a guest on my friends Xbox. We'd log into Halo 3 and occasionally I'd borrow his profile and headset.
Now, it's a well known fact that nearly EVERYONE on Live is an absolute dickwad, but if there's one thing I'm good at, it's insulting people dryly and intelligently. Normally, when I log in, I'm polite, greet myself and just comment on the game at hand. But often we've found ourselves logging in only to immediately hear "Goddamit, I hate n****s, I wanna hang 'em off a rope" or something equally offensive. Most people would mute these people, but I tell them what I think, or occasionally suggest that their mothers had intercourse with somebody of said race. The match then consists of everyone else up one end of the map, and me and my friend determined to beat the shit out of the racist arsehole on the other. Let me tell you; once you win, they either shut up immediately or yell insults at you, whilst sounding close to tears. It's also great when you beat people who insult your skills before the match has even begun, then politely ask them after the match to repeat what they said before. Sadly, this usually ends in a quick "******!" and an abrupt logging off.
Now, it's a well known fact that nearly EVERYONE on Live is an absolute dickwad, but if there's one thing I'm good at, it's insulting people dryly and intelligently. Normally, when I log in, I'm polite, greet myself and just comment on the game at hand. But often we've found ourselves logging in only to immediately hear "Goddamit, I hate n****s, I wanna hang 'em off a rope" or something equally offensive. Most people would mute these people, but I tell them what I think, or occasionally suggest that their mothers had intercourse with somebody of said race. The match then consists of everyone else up one end of the map, and me and my friend determined to beat the shit out of the racist arsehole on the other. Let me tell you; once you win, they either shut up immediately or yell insults at you, whilst sounding close to tears. It's also great when you beat people who insult your skills before the match has even begun, then politely ask them after the match to repeat what they said before. Sadly, this usually ends in a quick "******!" and an abrupt logging off.