Okay, let's see. These are probably the groups I use to lump people into. (Even if you all are unique little snowflakes and I love all of you equally. Except <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles>you. I hate you.)
People I know: These are the people I recognize by name or by their terribly unique avatar. I'll probably know how you type and I'll know how to respond if you decide to talk to me. Which of course rarely happens unless you're in...
People I know well: These are people I talk to rather frequently. No, I don't necessarily like all of the people in this group, but I'll at least know you quite well and I'll talk to you fairly often, either in a friendly way or by criticizing the very land you stand on just because you're on it.
People with poor spelling/grammar: Look, I know. It's the internet, and we don't all have to type perfectly all of the time. (That is, unless you're me in which case the smallest unintentional mistake means 5 whippings.) But if you are typing in a way that makes it difficult for me to read, then I simply won't read what you wrote. There are going to be dozens of other comments that won't suffer from this problem, so if you want my attention, you had better learn to spell, or stop being so lazy that u tiep lik this.
People with avatars I dislike: If you happen to have the misfortune of having an avatar I don't like, well first off I'd need to ask you why you do this to me. Do you hate me so much that you can't respect my feelings in this matter? Did I personally offend you? Yes, this goes for you MLP people. (Well, most of you guys. A couple of them are kind of funny in a really creepy way but they get a pass anyway.) If I don't like your avatar, then I may judge you, silently, behind your back. And you'll know because I'll lace my response to you with sarcasm and also WATCH OUT FOR ME I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE.
People with stupid opinions (read: opinions I don't agree with): I don't care what you have to say and therefore I am not going to listen to your post. If I think that the sky will fall tomorrow and crush us all, and you don't, YOU ARE WRONG AND I DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID AND UGLY AND SMELL FUNNY. Obviously.
People who fit into other categories: If you haven't been mentioned yet, then you fit into the other category with all the rest of the little monkeys. You are neither special enough to be noticed, nor terrible enough to be hated. So I'll probably just ignore you because I have no idea who you are.
Note: The preceding information may or may not be entirely made up and should not be taken as fact unless you want to. In that case, it's your fault for being offended because this disclaimer is basically telling you that I'm doing this just for fun and that I'm now rambling just because if you're still reading at this point, you must love me.
Note #2: I still hate <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles>you.