How I escaped from Hell

[LeonLethality]

Day 527: Dante shot me for trying to take some pizza. I will not be making that mistake again.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Day 528: Dante with guns met another Dante with a scythe. I'm going to buy some Popcorn. I'll be back later.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Day 529: Realized I could fly, HELLZ YEAH

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Day 530: Shot down some guy who could fly.

 

[War Penguin]

Day 531: Had wings for breakfast. Yum.

 

[Knife-28]

Day 532: I saw Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger duking it out today. Freddy knocked Jason out and then hid. While he was hiding I decided to steal Jason's machete and mask.

 

[Blydden]

Day 533: A devil covered in needles covered the machete in laxatives and forced it down my throat. I thankfully scared off the devil with Jason Voorhees' mask. This machete is going to be painful...

 

[LeonLethality]

Day 534: I am in a great deal of pain in some of the worst possible places. I really hope they have toilet paper here.

 

[Blydden]

Day 535: Saw this "Fallen Angel" girl fly overhead. She tossed me some velvet. Ah...nice and clean...Still in a great deal of pain though.

 

[LeonLethality]

Day 536: They don't have toilet paper.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Day 537: Found out I could use Hydro Pump.

 

[LeonLethality]

Day 538: I have been experimenting with ways to use Hydro Pump to clean myself. None successful.

 

[The Infinite]

Day 539: I have discovered that the Hydro Pump is super effective against many of the daemons here. They all sit and stare at me with great contempt.

 

[LeonLethality]

Day 540: I finally figured out the perfect angle to aim the hydro pump!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Day 541: I've been used by everyone here

 

[LeonLethality]

Day 542: I discover a strange crack in the ground an odd smelling gas is coming from it.

 

[The Infinite]

Day 543: Threatened a demon into walking over it with the Hydro Pump. He promptly exploded, was methane.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Day 544: I jumped a random person I saw. He was delicious.

 

[LeonLethality]

Day 545: Not the diarrhea again!

 

[therealsomeguy]

Stardate:546, it seems hell has been moved into space, im going to get the moons autograph...what happened to my eyeballs?