Cracker3011 said:
I'm in the UK, and couldn't give a shit.
I won't, unless the following happens:
- Kate Middleton suddenly realises, at the climax of her own wedding, that she's about to marry into a family of pampered inbreds. The subsequent panic attack causes her to scream like a banshee.
- She strips off her wedding dress, and hurls it over her beau, partially suffocating him, and also revealing that she isn't wearing any underwear. Naked as the day she's born, she proceeds to run out of the side door.
- She grabs the nearest mounted Yeoman Warder by the Busby (look it up), drags him from his horse, elbow-drops him until he stops moving, and jumps on the horse herself.
- Finally, she rides off into the sunset, naked and free; viciously assaulting anybody who tries to get in her way with a perfectly-arranged pleat of English peonies that were hand-picked from the Buckingham gardens at dawn.
If this happens, it may just pique my curiosity enough to tempt me into watching this wedding.