How often do you do the dirty deed to yourself?

[Sacman]

depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

 

[Brnin8]

I tickle the trout almost every night, I don't get many chances as people like to randomly burst into my room without warning.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

If I'm single, maybe 3-4 times a week.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

26? I knew it was possible but never actually tried doing such an absurd thing.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Eh... Anything from 3 times a day to maybe once a week.
It grosses me out, but I do it anyway. Stupid sex drive. >_<

 

[Sacman]

depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

26? I knew it was possible but never actually tried doing such an absurd thing.

Don't even try it's not worth it at all...<.<

 

[Sacman]

I tickle the trout almost every night, I don't get many chances as people like to randomly burst into my room without warning.

I know what you mean I guess that's why my sleeping schedule got turned around...<.<

 

[Not-here-anymore]

but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

Um... Wow. Were you and your right hand on honeymoon or something? And I'm not sure I want to know, but surely you'd have been firing blanks after about 5?

I... don't, basically. Maybe once every couple of weeks. Courtesy of the anti-depressants, I have no sex drive at all. (And, as has hilariously/embarrassingly been proven once or twice, can't do much even when I want to. Still better than the depression!)

 

[Tylmarande]

depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

...did any blood come out? That had to hurt after awhile

That being said, 3-5 times a day. Sucks being an introvert in college, especially when the few friends you have are all unavailable women.

 

[OakTaooper]

I haven't for the longest time, it just got really boring sitting there...you know. But, when I did, once or twice a day. Sometimes I would go crazy and do it three times, bet never more than that.

I honestly dont know how people can say they dont for 2 months or that other guy who said "only a couple of times" dont you guys get issues with not doing it ? I sometimes cant sleep due to not doing it... I can only imagine the trouble if I had some addictive drug if not masturbating for a few days causes sleeping issues.

TMI ?

I haven't done it for about six months, mainly for the afore stated reason. And when I stopped at first I had issues, but it was like overcoming some weird addiction. After about a month without I just lost the drive to. I even tried again and it was just boring. So, yeah, take that for what you will.

 

[Sacman]

but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

Um... Wow. Were you and your right hand on honeymoon or something?

I... don't, basically. Maybe once every couple of weeks. Courtesy of the anti-depressants, I have no sex drive at all. (And, as has hilariously/embarrassingly been proven once or twice, can't do much even when I want to. Still better than the depression!)

Nope, it was right after that episode of the Venture Brothers where Brock says, "I once masturbated 12 times in one day, just to see if I could..." and I bet myself that I could double that...<.<

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

You guys are fucking horndogs, seriously. And I only say that partly because I have no idea what having sexual needs is like.
Rosie Palms needs to have her own fucking life outside of dates with you.


Anyway, I don't. Never felt the need.

 

[CharrHearted]

everyday when no one's around so.. about 2-5 times a day?

 

[Not-here-anymore]

but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

Um... Wow. Were you and your right hand on honeymoon or something?

I... don't, basically. Maybe once every couple of weeks. Courtesy of the anti-depressants, I have no sex drive at all. (And, as has hilariously/embarrassingly been proven once or twice, can't do much even when I want to. Still better than the depression!)

Nope, it was right after that episode of the Venture Brothers where Brock says, "I once masturbated 12 times in one day, just to see if I could..." and I bet myself that I could double that...<.<

It seems your maths is off. Either that or you just wanted to set a human endurance record whilst you were at it?

 

[Sacman]

but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

Um... Wow. Were you and your right hand on honeymoon or something?

I... don't, basically. Maybe once every couple of weeks. Courtesy of the anti-depressants, I have no sex drive at all. (And, as has hilariously/embarrassingly been proven once or twice, can't do much even when I want to. Still better than the depression!)

Nope, it was right after that episode of the Venture Brothers where Brock says, "I once masturbated 12 times in one day, just to see if I could..." and I bet myself that I could double that...<.<

It seems your maths is off. Either that or you just wanted to set a human endurance record whilst you were at it?

Nope, I know I went two over... I figured I would break 25 while I was at it...<.<

 

[rutger5000]

Always wanted to have this forum. On average once a week since I was 12? Now I'm 20. It's been decreasing lately. While we're at it, does it increase endurance or not?

 

[elcamino41383]

Generally once a day, if that. Very rarely twice a day. I think I've only done more than twice, well, twice. Sometimes I'll go for a few day stretch in between times.

 

[Devourment]

Anyone check guiness book for the world record,btw,3-5 aday here

 

[Ewyx]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon

Closest I've come to a record, there's a reference to a guy climaxing 83 times...

@sacman can you beat that?

 

[Narclaw]

Usually no more than once a day, though I have specific fetishes that I jerk off to.