How often do you do the dirty deed to yourself?

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Estocavio

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zelda2fanboy said:
Probably about once a day, twice a day the absolute most, and I often have long stretches of complete abstinence. It's not that I think it's wrong or anything, I just get bored / not in the mood. I have a fairly low sex drive, all things considered. I'm early 20s right now, but I've always been this way, even during puberty. You might want to add a poll.
The last time i 'just got bored', there was a sudden spike in missing perso... Was a sudden spike in how often i masturbated.
Though the last time i was bored was 5 years ago.
So... Pretty much never.
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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At least thirty times per day.

EDIT: Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about sex.
OT: I guess I don't really have time.
 

Caligulove

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Probably 3 times a week, mostly as a sleep aide.

If I ever get all randy, then that's what calling up the girlfriend is for.
 

Mr Pantomime

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About Once a day right now, though usually I do it for a week/fortnight or so, then have a huge dry spell of a few months. Its not really a big deal for me, the only reason I started doing it is because a friend told me to......

Yeah, weird story.
 

Marcosn

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Sacman said:
depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<
You either need a medal for that, or a girlfriend.
he only gets the medal if he gets the girlfriend first!!
I'm actually impressed by this, i used to thought that my friends feat of 15 was alot but 26?! all i can imagine is it feeling like rope burn... just thinking of it hurts!

OT: on average possibly once or twice a day, every so often i can go into overdrive though, darn my being a randy teenager =_=
 

Buizel91

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Sacman said:
depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<
They don't call you Sacman for nothing...

OT: on average about twice a day, maybe 3 or 4 if i'm bored
 

burningdragoon

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Good lord, do some of you have nothing better to do? I don't mean that in a disapproving way, I just can't understand how you'd have both the time and desire to do it more a few times in a single day, let alone multiple times every day. Buh.

To answer, when I was younger (aka highschool or so) maybe a few times a week. Nowadays far less than everyone else here.
 

EHKOS

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Sometimes I won't do it for about three days then usually when I do it's 1-2 times daily. Mostly when everyone is at work/school. (Online classes ftw) So once in the afternoon and if I'm still feeling fidgity the second one usually packs more of a punch.
 

Isolda Sage

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Anywhere from 2-10 times a week. Maybe a little less if I have a man in my life, but I never leave it out completely when I'm dating.
 

ThatLankyBastard

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Depends if theres any good topics on the Escapist...

...If I'm not on here answering threads then assume the worst...
 

warprincenataku

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I don't really masturbate all that much, I'm married so I tend to get it once a night or more depending on the mood.
 

Jamesfox849

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Since I'm home alone alot, whenever I'm horny... which is alot...
I dunno, 6 or 7 a day? Mostly in the morning

I have alot of free time x3
 

HellspawnCandy

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Those urges go away eventually, and if you're in a relationship I'd suggest just stop(it seems to make sex a lot pleasurable) once you're in a steady sexual relationship Ms.Palmer seems to go away, I know this by experience.

No I am not flexing at how awesome I am, just pointing at a vase.

Edit:Beware of blisters.
 

LorChan

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3 or 4 times a week, maximum, before I go to sleep. Sometimes I just won't feel like it for a while, though, and I generally just don't when I'm on my period.
 

Leg End

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More than what is considered healthy. I should leave it at that. But I'm not going to. :p

At least 4 times a day. Sometimes 10, maybe more. I've gone more but my family is home for most of the day.

[sub]I ain't ashamed. (O_O)[/sub]