How often do you do the dirty deed to yourself?

[HT_Black]

Not much, as of late; I'm on hiatus, as it were. You see, some time ago I realized that if I continued along my previous course for much longer, I'd wind up hitting such a sensory extreme that I'd tear a hole in the fabric of spacetime and give birth to the fourth Chaos God. The resulting orgy of destruction and pain would ultimately destroy the entire universe.

And that's terrible.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon

Closest I've come to a record, there's a reference to a guy climaxing 83 times...

@sacman can you beat that?

Ejaculation distance - men: 2.5 m

Try breaking that.

 

[Crazy_Dude]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon

Closest I've come to a record, there's a reference to a guy climaxing 83 times...

@sacman can you beat that?

Wow
"Mr. Masanobu Sato, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes."

That must be hard to not get caught if you need that long alone.

And 83 times... In a day, I dont know how the fuck that would be possible, also pain, lots of pain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation

83/24=3,45
So that means he would have to do it 3-4 times an hour for 24 hours. Copy pasted this from the wikipedai link from above.

However, some men are able to achieve sufficient sexual arousal immediately after ejaculation, and others may have refractory periods of less than 15 minutes. A short recovery period may allow them to seamlessly continue sexual play from one ejaculation to sexual stimulation in preparation for the next. However, other men are averse to stimulation during the early part of the refractory period.

So it is possible and you could theoretically do even more then that. (Though I cant inmagine it being fun)

 

[AndyFromMonday]

That depends on when you consider the day to end. I broke up with my last girlfriend so I'm pushing about 3 to 6 times a day depending on the sort of images I'm "exposed to" on the internet. Also, how the fuck do you masturbate 26 times a day? Doesn't it become sort of boring when you force yourself to do it? Where's the pleasure in that?

 

[LightningBanks]

I did feel wierd saying that I do it 1-2 times a day (sometimes 3) But I feel a little bit more ok about it now.

I mean, i told my friends once at a sleepover when the topic unfortunately came up, I got ripped into the rest of the night.

It even went as far as them trying to impress a girl by telling her how much I do it, to try to make her laugh ><

But its nice to see Im not the only one. Im not a ladies man, with a standing of 1 bad relationship with sonmeone I would like dead right about now.

Also, I know this may sound EXTREMELY wierd, and Im trusting the escapist with this, but am I wierd that I do 'said thing' In my loungewear(pyjama) shorts then just go to sleep? (at night obviously) I mean, its just like a wet dream, and I cant smell 'it' in the morning. Cant remember how or why I started it like this, but still.

 

[superbatranger]

At the most a few times a week. I honestly only do it so I can sleep.

 

[Ironsouled]

Yep... Never felt the need. My pecker gets perky I just stare it down Chuck Norris style...

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

2-6 times a week. It varies randomly based on randomness.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Never.

Really. I tried it once and I found it pleasureless and sometimes painful.

I still watch porn, but I do it because my brain likes it, not Little TheYellowCellPhone and the twins.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

None atm, doing that silly "No Fap February" for the hell of it.

 

[Yarpie]

Depends on how much work I have and how much other entertainment is available, but I'd say roughly 5 times a week.

The days leading up to an exam can get quite intense though, if nothing else to try and keep my mind as focused as possible. Speaking of which, I got an exam on Friday...

 

[Palademon]

Never.
I'm a lonely person. As such, I have no desire to pleasure myself, because to me it's about being with somebody.

 

[twistedmic]

I do it between two and four times a day, depending on privacy, what's on t.v. and general boredom. Though I've gone as many as six times in a single day, done when I had the house to myself for a week.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I dont know. 1-2 a day? I dont see whats wrong with it to be perfectly honest. If oy keep putting it off, your body will just make a mess of your sheets, or you'll lose it during something else and it will be embarrassing.

Honestly, the whole thing about it being taboo and evil is just so insanely stupid.

 

[Blue_vision]

Maybe 2-10 times a week? It varies.

 

[phatdog45]

anywhere from 0-3 times a day depending on how much free time I have/ If I got laid that day

 

[Jodah]

Constantly and with both hands. I type with my feet.

 

[Rasputin1]

depends on what mood I'm in sometimes 2-3 times a day... once in the morning and once-twice at night right before bed...


but one time I did it 26 times in a day just to see if I could...<.<

You either need a medal for that, or a girlfriend.

 

[Simskiller]

7 times in one day is my record but I have no idea how I could get in the mood for it that many times again.

Generally anywhere from 2-4. Sometimes 5. My record for today is 4 so far. Still got about 5 hours before I go to sleep though so maybe I'll beat my record.

Ah, life is good.

Edit: Anyone else besides me managed to do it twice in a row with either no break or a short 30 second - one minute break?

Dude I always do that when I masturbate, the second orgasm feels great as it's just a continuation. I do it 2-3 times in one sitting with no break, then take a break and do it again if I get in the mood later on in the day, nearly everyday. Some days I don't, but most I go all out. Average on a good day is 4-7 times if I felt like counting.

 

[Weslebear]

Your Ms. Palmer joke humours me especially since I have a friend whose family name is Palmer .

And I guess occasionally when I feel like it, not something I keep track of.