How often do you do the dirty deed to yourself?

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thom_cat_

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0-10 times a week.
If I have a GF is goes away instantly without reason.
And I sometimes go without doing it for a long while, and that seems to be round about now... I'm just frustrated with everything at the moment and Palmy McPalmPalm ain't helping.
 

HerrBobo

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I have a very high sex drive, once a day, for sure, most days twice. Some days more. The odd time I'll go without.
 

Chase Yojimbo

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Seeing as how I have never had a girlfriend, I suppose I meet Mrs. Loosey and her 5 sisters very often.
 

GLo Jones

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Well having not had sex for over 6 months, I didn't expect to be so conservative compared to other posters here. Quite a surprise.

It's about once/twice a week for me!
 

Charisma

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pretty consistently once a day.

skip a day sometimes, do it twice successively sometimes.

cool story, huh?
 

black_omega2

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Twice a day on average. Usually that's just once in the morning and once before I go to bed. Sometimes more, sometimes less, like if I'm alone for an extended period of time I'll probably give it a go.
 

The Seldom Seen Kid

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Once or twice a week?

Question mark because my mood varies a bunch.

Sometimes I go a whole bunch, sometimes I don't go at all.
 

SimuLord

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Daily, since right at the moment I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse. Nor would I care to, since the women around here are either spoiled rich chicks out of my price range or they remind me of Bloodhound Gang songs.
 

WolfEdge

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I do it constantly.

I'm doing it now... RIGHT now! And not cause I WANT to, no. I CAN'T stop. If I do, a bomb strapped to my back will go off, potentially incinerating every living thing within a five mile radius.

I'd go get help, but seriously, this problem is embarrassing enough alone! This whole situation is just silly! Silly and sexy! But mostly sexy.

...It's a little silly though...
 

DaBozz

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twice to three times a day, sometimes a skip a day it depends how I feel.

LightningBanks said:
Also, I know this may sound EXTREMELY wierd, and Im trusting the escapist with this, but am I wierd that I do 'said thing' In my loungewear(pyjama) shorts then just go to sleep? (at night obviously) I mean, its just like a wet dream, and I cant smell 'it' in the morning. Cant remember how or why I started it like this, but still.
Don't worry about it, I'm the same.
 

Lunepyre

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Never. I'm always told I'm really missing out but hey I've never really been bothered at all the last 21 years sooo X3
 

Sporky111

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I typically do about 3 or 4 times a week. My sex drive isn't all that powerful, and I find it's a lot more satisfying to wait a day or two in between.

That's not to say there aren't days where I'll go for 2 or 3 (or more), but they're pretty rare.
 

demoman_chaos

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Only at night, I have a hard time sleeping when I don't. If often helps me when I feel kinda sick by relaxing the mind and making it concentrate on something else. I tend to forget about the sick feelings and feel better.
 

Klarinette

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Depends on a lot of things: what's going on that day, whether or not I'm talking to the boy, whether or not something vaguely arousing crosses my mind...

Hm... I guess I do it pretty often. Heh. The before bed one has become something of a habit, though, rather than a means for relieving arousal. That's weird.