How Star Wars: The Old Republic Handles Sex
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I think the sex scenes in Mass Effect were understated enough.
All you get for your trouble is a couple of bewildering shots of skin here and there in a way too dark environment.
All you get for your trouble is a couple of bewildering shots of skin here and there in a way too dark environment.
Talk about ignorant media.soaringbiscuit said:
I cant believe that this is an issue.
seriously, if anybody here is actually a mature person, they should be asking why there is sex in the first place.
sex has no place outside pornography, or my very, very sexy bedroom, i hate hollywood, and tv, and these video games that feel the need to put sex in EVERYTHING to get an a free thumbs up with goons who use their peckers as a regular consultant of daily function. ive never seen a good "it was vital to the plot" argument either, you can IMPLY sex, if its THAT vital, but actually having it in there is just a stupid get out of jail free card for bad writers. (how akward would lord of the rings have been if instead of implying it, they just plain showed frodo and sam slappin meat?) which brings me to my next point:
great job being the first butthurt guy to post on this thread, thats always an achievement.
for the love of whatever you love, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS THAT JUST ARE. i dont complain that rain is wet, you shouldnt complain that the colon doesnt make babies.
dont blame anybody that you cant help a fictional space station populate
which brings me to the last quote:
shame we wont live to see such awesome "sacrifices" for mankind *theres a futurama reference in here, but im not gonna look the quote up*
seriously, if anybody here is actually a mature person, they should be asking why there is sex in the first place.
sex has no place outside pornography, or my very, very sexy bedroom, i hate hollywood, and tv, and these video games that feel the need to put sex in EVERYTHING to get an a free thumbs up with goons who use their peckers as a regular consultant of daily function. ive never seen a good "it was vital to the plot" argument either, you can IMPLY sex, if its THAT vital, but actually having it in there is just a stupid get out of jail free card for bad writers. (how akward would lord of the rings have been if instead of implying it, they just plain showed frodo and sam slappin meat?) which brings me to my next point:
im only quoting that much, because im sure you were annoyed enough by the original post.SykoSilver said:
great job being the first butthurt guy to post on this thread, thats always an achievement.
for the love of whatever you love, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS THAT JUST ARE. i dont complain that rain is wet, you shouldnt complain that the colon doesnt make babies.
dont blame anybody that you cant help a fictional space station populate
which brings me to the last quote:
oh yea....oh, freaking yea.Lonko said:
shame we wont live to see such awesome "sacrifices" for mankind *theres a futurama reference in here, but im not gonna look the quote up*
Who do they think they are, wanting to make money off of a video game? Don't they realize that the whole point of creating a business is to make something "ground breaking" that causes you to lose three fourths of your audience because you made the lead character a homosexual male? I mean, gawd.SykoSilver said:
More seriously: I think an interesting feature to stick into a game in the future would be an "orientation" option that is right by the "gender" option. Only a few lines of dialouge are changed when you change gender in a game, so the same would go for orientation.
OT: I find the term "Wookie Nookie" extremely amusing. Expect to hear it become a meme in the near future.
Good. THis a mature outlook on it and it is true. And anyone who says it is not. Needs to get their brain checked.
So what if a videogame doesn't haven't sex. Sex doesn't make a video game great. Take a look at Earthworm Jim.
=D
So what if a videogame doesn't haven't sex. Sex doesn't make a video game great. Take a look at Earthworm Jim.
=D
I'm curious now. Wookies are like eight foot tall bear-gorrilla's... Makes you wonder... *shudder*Ajna said:
Once you go Wookie, you always limp.
Anyway i'm going to go back to watching that Twi-Lek booty in the trailer.
It sounds like someone asked them "Hey, you guys totally made a sex scene in a game! Awesomest thing EVAR! Ya gonna do it again!? HMMMM?".
I don't think there is a reason for them to put it in an MMO. But since it was so popular, they're not going to rule it out.
They'll keep the fans excited by giving them weak hints, like, "Yeah, its possible to make video game characters have sex and stuff, and cool people in movies usually flirt and shit."
If they are going to add anything sexual, it'll either be in the new story system they have, where they could add some relationship between a character you meet that will cultivate depending on your actions, or there will just be some dirty emotes.
Yay, I can't wait to be in the middle of some woods flipping through my items. And suddenly, I'm ambushed by a Clan of naked Wookies spamming the hip-thrust macro, dozens of 2 foot long hairy dongs whipping through the air smacking into my helmet, crushing the viewport and beating me to the ground, relentlessly plummeting me as I feebly tap the "Assume-Fetal-Position" Battle Stance, and the "Cover-face-and-cry" macro.
I don't think there is a reason for them to put it in an MMO. But since it was so popular, they're not going to rule it out.
They'll keep the fans excited by giving them weak hints, like, "Yeah, its possible to make video game characters have sex and stuff, and cool people in movies usually flirt and shit."
If they are going to add anything sexual, it'll either be in the new story system they have, where they could add some relationship between a character you meet that will cultivate depending on your actions, or there will just be some dirty emotes.
Yay, I can't wait to be in the middle of some woods flipping through my items. And suddenly, I'm ambushed by a Clan of naked Wookies spamming the hip-thrust macro, dozens of 2 foot long hairy dongs whipping through the air smacking into my helmet, crushing the viewport and beating me to the ground, relentlessly plummeting me as I feebly tap the "Assume-Fetal-Position" Battle Stance, and the "Cover-face-and-cry" macro.
As if anything could keep a group of MMO playing Star Wars fans from not forming their own little cyber orgies in the hope that they can get some sexy Mandalorian + Twi-lek + Twi-lek action.
Shame they didnt include a brothel in the cantinas, give my Mandalorian bounty hunter a way to get some downtime after a big job.
Shame they didnt include a brothel in the cantinas, give my Mandalorian bounty hunter a way to get some downtime after a big job.
Oh, I don't know about any of you guys, but I'd prefer a crew composed entirely of Orion slave girls than anything Star Wars can offer, lightsaber innuendo regardless.
