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Siege_TF

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Train three days a week for three months. Fighting is as much about reflex and muscle memory as video games - you will not beat a hard game if you are stopping every few seconds secod to look at the controller.
 

ChicagoTed

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If the dude gets you in a head lock simply get as much flesh as you can in your mouth and start chewing like its the most delicious cake you've ever eaten in your life. People may call you out for biting but at the end of the day it will be the other guys fault for unitentionally losing a few pounds of weight.
 

JLML

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MadeinHell said:
DAMN I NEED TO FIGHT SOMEONE!
*Punches you* Better now?

OT: As I'm guessing several others have said, go for weak spots like knees, neck, groin and stuff like that. Although the best would be to just avoid fighting all together.
 

Brawndo

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Nothing makes me laugh more than a guy who goes to a couple of MMA classes and thinks he can fight, and then gets his ass destroyed by an untrained, but experienced street fighter. I see in the bars quite a bit.

Oh and women's self-defense is a joke if it doesn't involve guns. The average man has a 60+ lb and 5-6 inches of reach advantage on the average woman.

My advice: if you are untrained and inexperienced, walk away from every fight possible, even if it means swallowing your pride.
 

Kenko

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CANofKAM said:
with any luck, i am going to get into a fight tomorrow at school. This guy is the biggest douche ever and keeps walking all over me and i about to do something if he doesn't stop screwing with me. Any tips on how to win a fight? i am pretty confident i can win but some tips couldn't hurt.
Every real man fights like a bastard. Punch him in the throat or in the balls. That usually does the trick.
 

Toaster Hunter

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Keep your punches short and direct, and avoid anything dfancy. Aim for the throat or groin and hit hard. Punch through the target not into it.

If all else fail;s, try this

 

WOPR

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CANofKAM said:
WOPR said:
CANofKAM said:
with any luck, i am going to get into a fight tomorrow at school. This guy is the biggest douche ever and keeps walking all over me and i about to do something if he doesn't stop screwing with me. Any tips on how to win a fight? i am pretty confident i can win but some tips couldn't hurt.
I was in the same situation, I just flashed a butterfly knife and he ran away freaked out; lost all his "respect" as the bully he was...

Rather hilarious, luckily it was after school so it was considered self defense.

and I know the weapon (tool) is illegal, but I've made more then enough arguements for people to "turn the other way" ...at least until it harms someone then I'll be hammered big time with it

*shrugs* oh well
**continues to whittle a wooden turkey with the balisong**
thanks, i will try to avoid him. In the middle of class i will stand up and make a scene just to embarrassed him, not fight him, just call him out. Have fun with the wooden turkey
Yeah I don't really like to fight, because I'll probably lose, but some good intimidation goes a long way.

On a foot note- the wooden turkey is now sitting on top of my screen next to my wire predator and origami hydralisk (yeah I'm a bit of a nerd)
 

meowchef

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Kick him in the knee. If you kick hard enough, it will buckle, and he WILL go down. After that, go for the nose and neck while he's down. Once you've punched him in the nose, his eyes will water enough that his vision will be substantially limited. Do it.
 

Ashcrexl

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unless you enjoy being expelled, try taking this fight OFF school grounds. and dont go for the groin! unless he does first, i guess.
 

CANofKAM

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stinkychops said:
So, kid. How'd this turn out?

No doubt you deeply regret how things went down.

CANofKAM said:
with any luck, i am going to get into a fight tomorrow at school. This guy is the biggest douche ever and keeps walking all over me and i about to do something if he doesn't stop screwing with me. Any tips on how to win a fight? i am pretty confident i can win but some tips couldn't hurt.
He hasn't been to school in a week, hes at some skiing trip. I have calmed down a little but i am on a very, very short fuse now.