How to fight.
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Thanks for the link. That was a great read.Generic Gamer said:
But I'm with this guy. The sign of a real man is a man who is cool, calm, and collected. Don't lose it and beat the guy down. It never ends well, and you're not the bigger man. You're just that psycho geek who snapped at the other guy. If he actually hits you unprovoked, hit him back. That's fair. Don't try to do some crazy ninja attack. Just swing at him.
But if you start a fight just to take the guy down a notch, you are a coward and an asshole. Don't be that guy.
How so? As I'm a right basterd sometimes but that's how I am. I know other people who are. Nothing makes it okay for someone to beat me up.CANofKAM said:
Let me run you through a real school fight (not these matrix choreogrpahed fights which other people think happens.)
You and him will probaly insult each other for a bit, leading to one of you grabbing th eohter. Your friends and his will gather around you and chant "Fight, Fight" as loud as they can, usually meanign a teacher or someone will come in soon. You and him then will continue to insult each other and grab each others collars.
It's likely to end there but if it doesn't...
He or you will throw a couple of puches. Probaly not very well but oftentimes the shock wille nd the fight immediately. Alternatively headbutt someone (I used to do this as it ended them quickly). You're friends will probaly try to break you up at this point, saying "he's not worth it" or "calm down". If one of you is way stronger you might get pinned to a wall and insulted some more before being let down.
The fight is over if that happens
If he pins you to a wall and continues punching you then someone will intervene and break it up.
As a side note try not to bite or kick him in the balls, you will be seen as less of a man for it. If you have to then do so but just be aware of it.
As you can see most fights are just ritualised chest puffing. Try to keep it that way.
Most useful things have already been said, but if you want my input; I usually try to hit someone right on his ear. It really works.
Edit: To quote Tom Cruise: "Really f*cking hard!".
Edit: To quote Tom Cruise: "Really f*cking hard!".
No weapons, no friends unless unless he brings some. Also, never kick or hit man who's lying down. Pushing him is okay though, if to prevent him from getting up.
For a quick advantage, see if you can split his eyebrow. Its essentially harmless, but the blood in his eyes will make it harder for him to see you.
For dirtier tricks, repeated punches in the temple will stun and confuse, but can be dangerous and you risk permanently injuring him.
If he's bigger than you, try to keep range as his body weight is an advantage.
Try to get him on the ground, for example with a swift kick to the back of the knee.
Even dirtier:
Steel-tipped work boots or similiar, kick to the shins or groin. Not going to make you popular though.
Lots of chilipaste. Wrestle him and smear it in his face, especially eyes and nose. Poor mans mace.
Seriously though, unless this is really serious you should just trade some punches and be done with it.
Personally, I have a rule: Never throw the first punch.
For a quick advantage, see if you can split his eyebrow. Its essentially harmless, but the blood in his eyes will make it harder for him to see you.
For dirtier tricks, repeated punches in the temple will stun and confuse, but can be dangerous and you risk permanently injuring him.
If he's bigger than you, try to keep range as his body weight is an advantage.
Try to get him on the ground, for example with a swift kick to the back of the knee.
Even dirtier:
Steel-tipped work boots or similiar, kick to the shins or groin. Not going to make you popular though.
Lots of chilipaste. Wrestle him and smear it in his face, especially eyes and nose. Poor mans mace.
Seriously though, unless this is really serious you should just trade some punches and be done with it.
Personally, I have a rule: Never throw the first punch.
Just hit hard points with soft points and visa versa. Hit the face with the heel of your hand, that way you don't break fingers. Hard points are: face and pretty much every joint. Soft points are pretty much the stomach and groin.
Just try not to leave visible marks on him. Aim for the stomach and wind him. You'd be surprised how effective a good, solid punch to the solar plexus/stomach area can be.
Just try not to leave visible marks on him. Aim for the stomach and wind him. You'd be surprised how effective a good, solid punch to the solar plexus/stomach area can be.
1. Learn Jiu Jitsu
2. Break limbs
3. ????
4. Profit
But seriously, if its anything like what the fights at my school were like, one of three things will happen.
1. There will be a circle of kids, a lot of name calling and shouting, then a teacher will come in and break it all up.
2. Person A will punch Person B in the nose, it'll bleed and they'll back off.
3. Both people will run in throwing wild, useless punches then one of those punches will land. The dude who got hit will start to fold and put his head down, the other guy will grab his collar/back of neck and start throwing uppercuts, then they will fall over.
School fights are pretty uninteresting.
2. Break limbs
3. ????
4. Profit
But seriously, if its anything like what the fights at my school were like, one of three things will happen.
1. There will be a circle of kids, a lot of name calling and shouting, then a teacher will come in and break it all up.
2. Person A will punch Person B in the nose, it'll bleed and they'll back off.
3. Both people will run in throwing wild, useless punches then one of those punches will land. The dude who got hit will start to fold and put his head down, the other guy will grab his collar/back of neck and start throwing uppercuts, then they will fall over.
School fights are pretty uninteresting.
I'm used to fighting but never had any real training so: Punsh hard, punsh quick, while fighting try confusing him by making a swing whith your left and instead punsh him whith the right time to time, Kick him if you get the chanse but avoid the risk to get your foot grabbed or lost balance, If you get him down kick him in the face stomach and croutch untill he crys like a *****.CANofKAM said:
After the fight take his shoes and put'em on your wall as trophies
Also, if he's stronger taller and in all ways supreme than you take a fucking baseball bat and make chaos whith him but be carefull while using weapons of any kind, you don't want him to take'em from you and use'em against you.
BTW, yust take a baseball bat and fuck him up, fighting got no rules....
1. You might feel your legs get shaky or your hands jittering. That's adrenaline, brought on by fear. Things will get a little bit slower, your skin and eyes might feel tight. That's normal.
2. Don't bother with honour. If he's starting shit with you, hit him well before he hits you. Aim for his nads if it's necessary, but hit him with your dominant hand either with a straight to the nose (or throat) or a hook to the ear. If you aren't trained, which I'm guessing you aren't, don't aim for pressure points. They aren't the same for everyone anyway.
3. Do not aim to cripple or injure badly. Do what is enough for you to win and to get away, and if you are surrounded by a group, as tends to happen at school, don't surrender to the mob mentality of "kick his fucking head in". Do only as you must and go.
4. Only if his friends gang up on you should you fight to do as much damage as possible. Strike for the eyes, throat, ears and solar plexus, and aim for the nads as well. To save yourself, you need to either convince them that attacking you is only going to hurt their friend, or they themselves will be hurt badly. Then run.
5. The most important. Fight only in self defence, or if you feel you are in immediate danger, strike preemptively and run. However much you hate this douche, don't fight unless he's going to hurt you.
2. Don't bother with honour. If he's starting shit with you, hit him well before he hits you. Aim for his nads if it's necessary, but hit him with your dominant hand either with a straight to the nose (or throat) or a hook to the ear. If you aren't trained, which I'm guessing you aren't, don't aim for pressure points. They aren't the same for everyone anyway.
3. Do not aim to cripple or injure badly. Do what is enough for you to win and to get away, and if you are surrounded by a group, as tends to happen at school, don't surrender to the mob mentality of "kick his fucking head in". Do only as you must and go.
4. Only if his friends gang up on you should you fight to do as much damage as possible. Strike for the eyes, throat, ears and solar plexus, and aim for the nads as well. To save yourself, you need to either convince them that attacking you is only going to hurt their friend, or they themselves will be hurt badly. Then run.
5. The most important. Fight only in self defence, or if you feel you are in immediate danger, strike preemptively and run. However much you hate this douche, don't fight unless he's going to hurt you.
If the dude gets you in a head lock simply get as much flesh as you can in your mouth and start chewing like its the most delicious cake you've ever eaten in your life. People may call you out for biting but at the end of the day it will be the other guys fault for unitentionally losing a few pounds of weight.
That's very clever. Did you think that up yourself or learn that from someone else?Timeslament said:
Nothing makes me laugh more than a guy who goes to a couple of MMA classes and thinks he can fight, and then gets his ass destroyed by an untrained, but experienced street fighter. I see in the bars quite a bit.
Oh and women's self-defense is a joke if it doesn't involve guns. The average man has a 60+ lb and 5-6 inches of reach advantage on the average woman.
My advice: if you are untrained and inexperienced, walk away from every fight possible, even if it means swallowing your pride.
Oh and women's self-defense is a joke if it doesn't involve guns. The average man has a 60+ lb and 5-6 inches of reach advantage on the average woman.
My advice: if you are untrained and inexperienced, walk away from every fight possible, even if it means swallowing your pride.