How would you feel having a Symbiote?

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Joseph Alexander said:
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I'd just eat a shitload of chocolate and do my best not to kill innocent people. Mafiosos and corrupt officials that are responsible for people's deaths and haven't been jailed...

P. S. One internet to any nerd who knows why I mentioned chocolate.
its that or brains, the symbiote was lacking a certain mineral.
one that is in both human brains and chocolate.
So why the fuck has a symbiote ever chose to eat brains over chocolate?

Hmm...murder, or a delicious treat....
 

LG Jargon

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Hmmm...tough call. On one hand, I could beat up/maim/kill anyone I want (as long as I keep my identity a secret), have amazing superhuman abilities, and look hella cool. I'd be cockier and could get in people's faces more often without the fear of retribution. And even if they did retaliate, I could smack them down easily. Plus, I've always wanted to try out the superhero biz...

On the other hand, I'd most likely be bound to it pretty badly, having to submit myself to it more than I'd want to. It'd need adrenaline, so I'd have to take unnecessary risks to fulfill its needs, which means more danger and risk in my life, and I'm not really one for danger. I'd probably be more worn out than I am, more implusive, rash, and quicker to anger...Would not help my job opportunities.

Hmmm...aw, what the hell. Sure, sign me up.

P.S. Also, I know I've definitely missed a few Spidey comics in the past, but THAT'S Flash Thompson?! How'd that jerk get it?!
 

Durgiun

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Joseph Alexander said:
its that or brains, the symbiote was lacking a certain mineral.
one that is in both human brains and chocolate.
Kee-rect. One internet to you, my good nerd.
 

Scarim Coral

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I'm not sure since I like having my privacy. Since it's on me all the time will loose that unless the symbiote doesn't judge me.
 

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Depends on the kind of symbiote. The Trill seem to be quite fine with it, and as far as I can tell, except for the somewhat unpleasant-lookinmg implantation process it has no negative effects.

My Coli bacteria, white blood cells and such seem to be doing just fine as well, so far.
 

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Durgiun said:
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Having a Symbiote would be a tricky thing, it can cause all sorts of mental problems and someone even got cancer from using it for too long. I would still take one if given the opportunity, I'd figure out someway to keep it contained and then only use it for like two hours at a time, once a week. Using it in moderation so it didn't have a chance to do anything too bad to me.
No, Eddie Brock got cancer due to his own biology and the symbiote actually helped Brock live longer and more easily. The only danger a Symbiote poses to the user is that your body might become dependant on it. Not 100% sure about the last part, though.
Really? That's interesting, I'm didn't keep too good track of Brock's whole story but I thought Venom messed him up and Anti-Venom saved him?
 

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LG Jargon said:
P.S. Also, I know I've definitely missed a few Spidey comics in the past, but THAT'S Flash Thompson?! How'd that jerk get it?!
Become a war hero, get your legs blown off, Captain America will give you basically anything.
 

Canadamus Prime

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That depends, what kind of symbiotes are we talking about here? The ones from Spider-man or the ones from Stargate?
 

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Rowan93 said:
By the way, you should probably specify it if you're talking about the symbiotes from the Marvel universe.
Should probably also specify which kind, since there's like 50 of them now.
 

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Knight Captain Kerr said:
I already have symbiotic bacteria in my large intestine.

As for the Symbiotes from Marvel, no I have a feeling it would make me go evil.

Then again....

See, that's exactly why I'd worry about having a symbiote. Evil I could handle, but turning into a colossal douche?

I'd rather die!
 

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What kind of symbiote? If it's an infant Goa'uld, then I'll pass unless I can have a good supply of symbiotes to recycle. If it's a Tok'ra, then I might say yes. It's a flat out no if it's a system lord.
 

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Sean Hollyman said:
I'd be fine with it, as long as I didn't have to be bad lol. I'd be a superhero
the symbiot will make you do what ever the hell it wants thats half the premiss if you cant have a symbiot without that risk...

OT: i will fill guilty if ill do a really bad things but if offered id take the risk...

btw OP you seem to really like venom if you do i highly recomend you to check out the ongoing venom series going out now its really good! but its already 15 issues in... so i recomend you to try and get the previous issues (you can skip 6-8 cause they are tie ins to some event) to get the full story...
 

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I get the feeling I'd be stuck with one that likes laziness not fighting, but that we'd end up being dragged into most fights merely because that's how things work.

Also, I imagine my food cost would rise having to support a sentient, rapidly moving and adapting life-form... especially if I'm web slinging.

That being said, I'd love to abuse the hell out of mundane powers and it'd be nice to have someone I could talk to at any time (here's hoping they enjoy metaphysical ideas and societal observations more than "destroy Spider-man").
 

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I think I'd be fine, since most of those symbiotes tend to make you fine with them. It's what they do.

If I had free will on the topic, though, it'd freak me out to no end, superpowers or not, unless I could be sure that it wouldn't eat me or turn me into a monster or something.
 

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Loop Stricken said:
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I would keep it even if it did make me bad.

I mean, super powers.
This, essentially. Hell, I think I'd likely end up more like Carnage than Venom; none of this dual persona crap.
^^^I'll add my dittos to this. But good god, I'd cause more carnage than Carnage. I'd fully embrace it and become a wicked, terribly, HORRIBLE creature of rage and hatred.

The trigger that would set off untold amounts of destruction: road rage. Good god do I have some road rage...but I can't help it if my city is full of fucking retards that can't drive! "I'm topping out at thirty fucking five on an on-ramp to a highway that has a 65 mph speed limit. Yeah, that seems reasonable, I'm kinda hoping I get rear-ended anyways." "Oh, I need to get off on that exit but because I'm a fucking jackass I've been in the far lane from the exit and now there's no room for me to come across. Fuck it, I'll just cut across 3 fucking lanes of traffic to get on the exit rather than paying for the consequences of my previous jackassery and getting off at the next exit and doing the U-Turn of shame."

Seriously, I often find myself fantasizing about having telekinesis powerful enough to just slap assholes off the road. I figure if I had a symbiote, it would feed off my road rage and there would be much...MUCH devastation.

My weakness would be car horns, but that'd just send me into even more of a killing frenzy. >:3
 

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NightmareLuna said:
Honestly, I would not like a Goa'uld symbiote living inside my head. Maybe a Tokra one if he stayed away and let me do all the controling...

But the costumes are bad though... Can' I wear normal clothes instead? :(
Against the rules. Every Goa'uld symbiote comes packaged with a history book for you to chose what your costume is based on. lol
 

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I would so take the Spiderman style symbiote in a heartbeat. It would be amazing, I would be a good evil, killing mostly those who deserved it.

If we are talking any symbiotic relationship with something I would rather have the Crysis nanosuit version 2. The thing can protect you from almost anything, lets you throw/punch/kick/whatever stuff really hard, run super fast, and turn invisible. Not only that but it heals you and makes you into a perfect soldier. That sounds like fun.
 

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idodo35 said:
Sean Hollyman said:
I'd be fine with it, as long as I didn't have to be bad lol. I'd be a superhero
the symbiot will make you do what ever the hell it wants thats half the premiss if you cant have a symbiot without that risk...

OT: i will fill guilty if ill do a really bad things but if offered id take the risk...

btw OP you seem to really like venom if you do i highly recomend you to check out the ongoing venom series going out now its really good! but its already 15 issues in... so i recomend you to try and get the previous issues (you can skip 6-8 cause they are tie ins to some event) to get the full story...
Eh, never really read much comics.
Is it too late to start?
 

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TheBobmus said:
I would feel confused, as I have no fucking clue what a symbiote is in this context. I thought we were gonna discuss the idea of living symbiotically as a species, such as our relationship with some bacteria.
Don't worry, you're not alone in that. I had to read some of the thread to figure out what was being talked about..

I have no idea how someone can just throw down the word symbiote without context and expect it to be self explanatory that the topic is about spider man. But, apparently that happened somehow, so maybe it's just us.