How Would You Kill Wolverine?
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Oh god... The best way to beat Wolverine is to not even fucking try. He once blew up a gas station, him in the center, during a fight with Sabretooth. He was burned to a skeleton.
Half an hour later he was chatting with the guy in a bar. This was about a few hours before he was thrown out of an airplane by Sabretooth for his PROTECTION.
So, uh, unless you are several world governments, possessed of the means to send him to the sun, it's going to be tricky. Remember, half the battle is capturing the expertly trained, superhumanly aware, justifiably paranoid warrior (who can cut through almost any walls or cages) in the first place.
Half an hour later he was chatting with the guy in a bar. This was about a few hours before he was thrown out of an airplane by Sabretooth for his PROTECTION.
So, uh, unless you are several world governments, possessed of the means to send him to the sun, it's going to be tricky. Remember, half the battle is capturing the expertly trained, superhumanly aware, justifiably paranoid warrior (who can cut through almost any walls or cages) in the first place.
Wolverine survived the equivalent of a nuke blast, and regenerated from nothing but a skeleton. I don't think that'll work...Cap said:
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The sun wouldn't kill him either. The Hulk tossed him into the sun before. He came out the other side right as rain.joshuaayt said:
Only way to really kill him is to atomise every cell of his body INSTANTLY. So say... the Infinity Gauntlet?
How are you gonna suffocate him? Let alone catch the guy without getting killed?katsabas said:
Also this^SomeLameStuff said:
cement shoes to the bottom of the ocean of the suffocation doesn't do it the pressure will
and that adamantium skeleton won't help much
AND if he does survive i doubt he's gonna be going anywhere
and that adamantium skeleton won't help much
AND if he does survive i doubt he's gonna be going anywhere
Blow up a gas station while he is on top of it, reducing him to a skeleton, and then weld his arms together inside his ribcage (with adamantium, if it is possible.) He will regenerate as a crippled wolverine whose arms are permanently lodged inside his chest cavity. He may not die from his injuries, but this seems like a reasonable way to incapacitate him for your mineshaft-minefield sun firing shenanigans.
Put him in the deep freeze with liquid nitrogen, and then launch him into space.
He may not "die" by this. But isnt the best policy for this sort of thing, "out of sight and out of mind?"
Besides, im sure by the time he defrosted and was able to get a grasp on the situation, he'd be a good 50-100 years out.
Worse case Scenario, he lands on a planet, jumps, and floats his arse back to earth. That might take another 200-300 years though, so i doubt he would still be "Wolverine". He'd probably go insane after half the ride, and call him self "Molmoz the dancing Ezelfrunt". That is, if he can recall what dancing is.
He may not "die" by this. But isnt the best policy for this sort of thing, "out of sight and out of mind?"
Besides, im sure by the time he defrosted and was able to get a grasp on the situation, he'd be a good 50-100 years out.
Worse case Scenario, he lands on a planet, jumps, and floats his arse back to earth. That might take another 200-300 years though, so i doubt he would still be "Wolverine". He'd probably go insane after half the ride, and call him self "Molmoz the dancing Ezelfrunt". That is, if he can recall what dancing is.
Suffocation won't work as it just kills brain cells which would just regenerate....in fact with his healing factor Wolvie really shouldn't even need to breathe anymore.
But that is beside the point.
In this universe without marvel powers (other then wolvie's who must have gotten shot into our universe somehow) I would use a sniper rifle with exploding rounds to take him down from a distance (so he wouldn't know anything was up). It should keep him out long enough for me to shoot a bunch more bullets into his head to keep him out, and then I would stick him in a large container of strong acid for long term storage.
The acid should get rid of everything but his skeleton, including the ligiments etc that hold it together so I would then seperate his bones, storing each in a seperate smaller vat of acid, and then attempt to burn them, inject acid into any holes in the adamantium etc. In theory enough heat should destroy the bone even through the adamantium (of course in the marvel universe that did not happen...but honestly it should). If that fails I would then smelt the bones into blocks of steel to prevent any regeneration of tissue being possible and drop them into random places in the ocean so they could not be recovered etc.
While technically he might be able to be ressurected if someone could locate all the pieces and remove the steel surrounding his bones......for all practical purposes he would be completely dead (no longer capable of thought or action....and no extreme cost would be involved in the process. In fact, most of that could be done by anyone who wanted to invest a bit of time and money into the effort.
But that is beside the point.
In this universe without marvel powers (other then wolvie's who must have gotten shot into our universe somehow) I would use a sniper rifle with exploding rounds to take him down from a distance (so he wouldn't know anything was up). It should keep him out long enough for me to shoot a bunch more bullets into his head to keep him out, and then I would stick him in a large container of strong acid for long term storage.
The acid should get rid of everything but his skeleton, including the ligiments etc that hold it together so I would then seperate his bones, storing each in a seperate smaller vat of acid, and then attempt to burn them, inject acid into any holes in the adamantium etc. In theory enough heat should destroy the bone even through the adamantium (of course in the marvel universe that did not happen...but honestly it should). If that fails I would then smelt the bones into blocks of steel to prevent any regeneration of tissue being possible and drop them into random places in the ocean so they could not be recovered etc.
While technically he might be able to be ressurected if someone could locate all the pieces and remove the steel surrounding his bones......for all practical purposes he would be completely dead (no longer capable of thought or action....and no extreme cost would be involved in the process. In fact, most of that could be done by anyone who wanted to invest a bit of time and money into the effort.
Wouldn't kill him. I'd strand him in the middle of several light years of hard vacuum on any side. Can't move-->can't do anything-->not dead, but not really a problem anymore.
It should also be mentioned that Wolvie has no natural resistance against extreme gravity. You wouldn't even need a black hole type situation, just extreme high gravity like from the sun or one of the larger planets in our solar system to completely incapacitate him. Extreme pressure from water should work as well....so just weighing him down while his is unconcious and dropping him in a very deep part of the ocean should do the trick as well. He might not be totally destroyed, but he would never regain consciousness which is all that really matters.
Also what would happen if you put him into a very large tank filled with Pirranha? If there were thousands of them in the tank they would pick his bones absolutely clean as soon as anything regenerated. When Magneto removed his adamantium skeleton it took awhile for his healing factor to come back to full strength, so it obviously can be depleted if stressed for a long time. Leaving him in a Pirranha tank for a year or two should deplete it to the point where he would never regenerate
Also what would happen if you put him into a very large tank filled with Pirranha? If there were thousands of them in the tank they would pick his bones absolutely clean as soon as anything regenerated. When Magneto removed his adamantium skeleton it took awhile for his healing factor to come back to full strength, so it obviously can be depleted if stressed for a long time. Leaving him in a Pirranha tank for a year or two should deplete it to the point where he would never regenerate
Humans don't explode in vacuums.Soviet Heavy said:
David Savage said:
We can't do that now, and besides, there's no way to ensure he would be perfectly motionless. A wolverine in motion will remain in motion until acted upon by an exterior force.
You'd have a lot of time in the cement block, he could extend his claws and retract them over and over while moving his limbs as much as possible, eventually he could erode the cement. Would take a LONG time, but he could get out.wulfy42 said:
Honestly I would never want to have his powers. IF someone hated him they could just encase his whole body but his head in cement for instance and he would be concious but stuck forever etc. If I was him I would probably have a backup plan to destroy myself available at all times just in case I get put in some sort of eternal suffering situation.
If you live long enough eventually everything becomes repetative and dull. After a few thousand years life would become much like being stuck in a closet with 2 books to read and a ball to throw for 10 years for one of us.
If you live long enough eventually everything becomes repetative and dull. After a few thousand years life would become much like being stuck in a closet with 2 books to read and a ball to throw for 10 years for one of us.
Liquid Nitrogen thrower. freeze him then hit with a hammer, preferably with a halo gravity hammer, that should do the trick. This is only on the basis he's really fucking dumb for a moment.
His greatest weakness is readily available on him. Allow him to whip out his adamentium claws, bend his wrist so he can't retract them, and then stab them into his head. Only thing that can penetrate adamentium is adamentium right?
That should make short work of him.
That should make short work of him.