How Would You Kill Wolverine?

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OriginalError

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The core of a nuclear blast is atomized. I sincerely doubt that even if the adamantium survived at ground zero there wouldn't be a single intact cell left to facilitate regeneration.
 

Nouw

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Chop off all of his limbs and send each of them to a different planet in the Solar System. Then throw his head and body into lava. Maybe magma if you're impatient.
 

Nerdstar

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Rin Little said:
This is something that me and a couple friends have gotten into long debates over. Keep in mind, we exclude the possibilities that are available in the X-Men universe but not our own. So far the best idea that we've come up with is introducing HIV into his system, but we can't even decide if this would work because he regenerates/heals.

How would you kill Wolverine if you had to?
hiv wont work on wolvine even if he didnt have regeanrtion, mutans cant get aids and hiv for that matter.cant rember the issue wehre i saw it in, but angel went to the hospital to check the limts of his healing factor and thats were the remark about aids came in.

i rember one issue that came our reltivly recently wehre wolvire was trying to rescue and runaway mutant from the acadmy but the whole story was jaust a list of possiabe way to kill wolvrine(he was the listing them so theres a pretty good chance that those ways could kill him.
 

OrokuSaki

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Instant K4rma said:
Drown him, I suppose. Tie some rocks to him and chuck him in a lake. He may be able to regenerate, but I doubt his regeneration can cause him to sprout gills.
ninja'd. Sadly I think he'd cut through the rocks. You'd need like vibranium weights chained to his hands and feet, but I think he can be drowned. If not, he's immortal under the sea, and that won't help him much.
 

LeKiller

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Adimantium block solidified around his entire lower body, on a deserted island, in the deepest volcano on earth. If he gets out there's a literal wall of mines waiting for him that's ten times as high as he can jump, so much as breathing on them sets them off. Survive that and he has to swim to another shore...IN ELECTRIFIED WATER OF A 1000000 MILE RADIUS...WITH ELECTRICITY RESISTANT ADIMANTIUM[yes adimantion again] SHARKS WITH FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR FRIKKIN HEADS.

I'll have to wait for about 5 hours and then he's knocking on my door with a cigar and a few burn marks...BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING WOLVERINE.
 

Souplex

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I'd hit him with the search bar.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.111671-Ways-to-kill-wolverine#1963347
 

Soviet Heavy

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Leave him in the vacuum of space. The explosive decompression will cause him to explode and regenerate constantly, leaving him in total pain. And then he'd run out of oxygen. If that doesn't work, just let the radiation from the sun cook him to death long before his charred remains freeze.
 

nightwolf667

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Chain his arms across his chest so he's puncturing himself with his claws, slap Magneto's helmet on his head to protect from Cerebro location, encase in concrete, encase concrete in adamantium, and bury very far down beneath very large building, preferably encased in more concrete.

Does it kill him forever? No. Does he die over and over and over again? Yes. :D
 

Milo Windby

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cyrogeist said:
i think a minigun would do the trick.
In the Marvel Civil War series he gets blown up and nothing but his skeleton is left... he then regenerated his whole body ._. How is a mini gun going to do better?

in fact, here is a picture

As I said, he regenerates his whole body after that >.>
 

Wintermoot

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(assuming Origins is un-cannon)
toss him into a volcano.
It might not kill him but it would make it hard for him to return.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
I'd retcon his powers to have a major flaw and then exploit it.
Dude, Marvel needs to hire you already.
It's against Marvel policy to retcon Wolverine's powers downward. They'd need to hire me as EIC to do anything about it... which would be good for people who want The Punisher and Deadpool in every single comic. Not so good for sane people, though.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
I'd retcon his powers to have a major flaw and then exploit it.
I must say you have the most bulletproof method I have seen to date. Having said that, I'm not very inventive. I'd think shooting into the sun would have to work.
 

hittite

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Drop him into degrading orbit and let him burn up in re-entry. Will it kill him? No, but I'll find it hilarious.
 

The Rookie Gamer

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hittite said:
Drop him into degrading orbit and let him burn up in re-entry. Will it kill him? No, but I'll find it hilarious.
Of course, the one with the Fluttershy avatar coming up with one of the most sadistic situations. I love the internet.