Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie

[ffian1]

3D ain't got nothing on Pirates... or Pirates 2....

I think I told total strangers a little too much information there...

 

[Ih8pkmn]

The sad part: They have a medium to do this with now:

http://blog.costumecraze.com/2010/06/avatar-costumes-finally-revealed

Now, If you'll excuse me, I'll be removing my eyes and brain with ice cream scoops.

 

[Eggsnham]

Haha, I haven't seen the film yet but this shit sounds pretty nasty.

I mean blue people sex? Gross. Can't we just have regular soulless dead porn?

EDIT: Shit... That came out WAAAAAY wrong... I didn't mean dead people porn I meant the actors being dead inside and what not... Daaaaaaamn that came out wrong.

Suuuure it did XD

OT: Creepy. I don't know what to make of this.

 

[Soviet Steve]

I'm sure this will be more enjoyable for me than Avatar.

 

[Serioli]

Oh, and to anyone who's about to make the point that Na'vi don't have sexual organs like we do, I would offer the following counterargument: It's a porn movie.

I always just assumed they did have privates like us (why have loincloths on your 'rudey bits' if they're not actually rude...) and the 'head tail' things were some kind of additional neural link (limited empathy/telepathy to what you're connected with)

 

[WorkerMurphey]

3D porn makes me kinda queasy. Never in my life have I wanted a giant (blue) penis thrusting out of my tv screen at me.

 

[rokkolpo]

wait......porn has gone 3D?!

that disturbs me far more than the idea of blue catpeople sex.

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

Is it just me, or is there a new post about porn on this site like every other day?

 

[Dommyboy]

Furries?

 

[Keepitclean]

Wow, tbis is gonna be the wierdest think I have ever seen. I almost want to watch it.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Im Blue dabba dee dabba dooooo!

Thanks, now I can't listen to that song again.

Hopefully it is not a very big loss??

 

[Sparrow]

Is it wrong that I think this would be hilarious to watch?

 

[squidbuddy99]

Say what you will about this gross and incredibly disturbing misuse of Rule 34-ism and/or beastiality...
It will probably have a better story than it's source material.

 

[tsb247]

All I can really contribute is the following:

Rule 34.

That is all.

 

[MetalGenocide]

Hell, it's about time. For furry blueberry tree spanking. *laughs*

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I laughed about how this was the more expensive shoot ever.
Even as a porno it breaks records for most money in a movie

 

[JohnTomorrow]

Interesting....not like i'm into that kinda thing, but i'll check it out... >.<

 

[Ghostkai]

I guess...

*puts on sunglasses*

...this is a blue movie.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[gorfias]

Th'fuck..And they keep saying porn will be the main reason 3D HDTV's will sell alot more.

This is seriously fucked up, is there no copyright infringment or something?

Do you know how many porn spoofs there are out there?

On Golden Blonde
License to Thrill
Romancing the Bone
Ordinary Peep Holes

First Amendment baby!