Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie

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HK_01 said:
Wow, I never thought they'd make it a live-action porn movie. If anything hentai because I imagine it's quite difficult to dress the actors up as Na'vi.

A thought just crossed my mind: How are they going to make the Na'vi 3 metres tall? I mean, if it's an Avatar "parody" then there have to be humans and Na'vi, so they'll need to show the size difference.
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Midgets. Or they'll just do it LOTR style and just maintain the relative height illusion with a few misleading shots.
 
Ih8pkmn

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Great. Rule 34 is moving into reality.

Who the FUCK would be sick enough to make this, let alone be turned on by the original scene in the movie?

Sadly, I think they have a client base already. Namely, People on 4chan who want to troll it, and furries, who want to wank to it.
 
SenseOfTumour

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Seriously, 5 pages in, and not one person has said:
'It's the ultimate blue movie!' ?

Where's all the pun crafters, asleep? :D

Seriously tho, recently we had the anit piracy in porn thing, how we shouldn't download porn cos it's hurting the industry, then they release stuff people really want to take a look at but wouldn't actually want seen in their collection.

If you don't want porny piracy, stop making porn movies that are designed for people to download, point and laugh at for 10 minutes, then delete.
 
swolf

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Jack and Calumon said:
swolf said:
Jack and Calumon said:
My mind can only think of few things to say at a time like this. My mind can also guess how it's going to turn out with those... OH GOD IT'S BURNING MY MIND!

Calumon: Wow, there's a bird out the window.
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Okay, I've got to ask what is up with you Jack and Calumon? Are you actually two diffrent people sharing 1 avatar? Are you 1 person who simply has two names so you can make 2 comments at once for comedic effect? Is there a reference that I'm missing? What's going on there? *Looks at profile*...nope, didn't help. I'm still confused.
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I will answer your question, but because I'm bored yet feeling creative, I shall answer it in two ways. The first is throwing a link at you. The second way is this...

Ode to Calumon.
One day on the Escapist,
I saw someone being such a pessimist,
I talked to him,
Looking back, I was rather dim,
He shouted at me and said in rage,
"I go off and read, page after page!
And you watch Digimon all day!
Yet I am the one who, if you may,
cannot ever be respected by the men,
who crowd in here like pigs in a pen!"

I saw the chap was upset,
And since I had plenty of Kindness to let,
I comforted the chap,
Even so far as a pat on the lap.
But he had nothing, and lashed out in frustration,
"I go off like a man to the station,
Pay full price, yet you sneak on,
and yet I am treated like the moron?
And what is with that Digimon thing?
come now, quit the acting!


"It's a thing for children, nothing more,
I am tired of it, and what is more,
The thing in your avatar,
I want it burnt to a char,
You say Digimon is better,
Than Pokémon, to the letter,
you say that Digimon can talk,
and since Pokémon cannot they are as emotional as chalk.

"Tell me, does that rat speak?
Does a word ever leak,
from it's pathetic mouth?
I don't think so,
and this I know,
You won't last long here,
as I sit here with a beer,
People hate you, despise you,
So soon, I bid you Adieu,
As you are annoying,
with your Digimon Thing,

You will be banned,
and we shall celebrate like a band!
The demise of the boy,
who still played with his toy.
The one who stepped out of line,
as we all drink wine,
you act uncivilised,
and become despised.
Now grow up already,
You make us all Cranky!"

I stood there, in utter shock,
but gritted my teeth, what a cock!
He dares to say my opinion is wrong?
In such an argument so long,
but poorly though out,
the big lout,
It is time I set things right.

And so, on one day,
I was thinking a way,
When I saw a news, On Master Simmons no less,
And I merely thought, "Oh Yes."
I stepped into the Frey,
Quiet as Day,
and I left a comment, in my usual manner,
but below my usual banter,
there stood the words of "My Rat."
Voicing his opinion, amongst the usual chitchat,

No-one noticed at first,
I was so happy I thought I could burst,
They accepted him,
Much like Invader Zim,
And so I gave in another,
Again, amongst the usual Bicker,
and, in the contrary to what the man had said,
People smiled, and loved "The Rat" Instead.
I was so full of glee,
before I realised, I need a Pee.

Calumon:
That one day,
Where I told you what I say,
Thank you for having me,
It makes me so Happy.
Your so much nicer than other folk,
Loving me when I tell a Joke.

Love You Always,
Calumon, here til the end of days.​
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Haha, that was rather clever. Good answer, have a cookie.
 
ECasThat

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Oh my god.
think what will happen if this sells
then the porn industries will be like
"WAHT?! People like ALIENS in they porn?
Quick! Find sum other aliens to make a porno of! like... ALIENS!!!"

O_O
 
ECasThat

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Jack and Calumon said:
Ode to Calumon.
One day on the Escapist,
I saw someone being such a pessimist,
I talked to him,
Looking back, I was rather dim,
He shouted at me and said in rage,
"I go off and read, page after page!
And you watch Digimon all day!
Yet I am the one who, if you may,
cannot ever be respected by the men,
who crowd in here like pigs in a pen!"

I saw the chap was upset,
And since I had plenty of Kindness to let,
I comforted the chap,
Even so far as a pat on the lap.
But he had nothing, and lashed out in frustration,
"I go off like a man to the station,
Pay full price, yet you sneak on,
and yet I am treated like the moron?
And what is with that Digimon thing?
come now, quit the acting!


"It's a thing for children, nothing more,
I am tired of it, and what is more,
The thing in your avatar,
I want it burnt to a char,
You say Digimon is better,
Than Pokémon, to the letter,
you say that Digimon can talk,
and since Pokémon cannot they are as emotional as chalk.

"Tell me, does that rat speak?
Does a word ever leak,
from it's pathetic mouth?
I don't think so,
and this I know,
You won't last long here,
as I sit here with a beer,
People hate you, despise you,
So soon, I bid you Adieu,
As you are annoying,
with your Digimon Thing,

You will be banned,
and we shall celebrate like a band!
The demise of the boy,
who still played with his toy.
The one who stepped out of line,
as we all drink wine,
you act uncivilised,
and become despised.
Now grow up already,
You make us all Cranky!"

I stood there, in utter shock,
but gritted my teeth, what a cock!
He dares to say my opinion is wrong?
In such an argument so long,
but poorly though out,
the big lout,
It is time I set things right.

And so, on one day,
I was thinking a way,
When I saw a news, On Master Simmons no less,
And I merely thought, "Oh Yes."
I stepped into the Frey,
Quiet as Day,
and I left a comment, in my usual manner,
but below my usual banter,
there stood the words of "My Rat."
Voicing his opinion, amongst the usual chitchat,

No-one noticed at first,
I was so happy I thought I could burst,
They accepted him,
Much like Invader Zim,
And so I gave in another,
Again, amongst the usual Bicker,
and, in the contrary to what the man had said,
People smiled, and loved "The Rat" Instead.
I was so full of glee,
before I realised, I need a Pee.

Calumon:
That one day,
Where I told you what I say,
Thank you for having me,
It makes me so Happy.
Your so much nicer than other folk,
Loving me when I tell a Joke.

Love You Always,
Calumon, here til the end of days.​
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Wow.... just... wow
I mean just... just....
Wow O_O
 
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I knew that people were gonna make porn off of it, but I thought it would be the kind of cheapo deviantArt porn. 3D?? Fuckin' hell, what are they thinking?
 
The Random One

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My first thought upon reading this: This Ain't Avatar? That's a silly name, even for a porn parody. I mean, it sounds less like a porn parody and more like one of those Movies-

Then my mind was filled with understanding.

This is what the Movie series is about. It's porn comedy without the porn. Why did people think it would be succesful? Because porn is succesful!

Oh, humanity.
 
Endocrom

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^search on IMDB for 'this ain't xxx'

There is no creativity left in titling.

I just want to see Hustler try that parody crap on a Disney property.
 
RatRace123

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3D Porn, that's several kinds of disappointing... I mean messed up.

Wow, you think they've got every part on their bodies painted blue? Isn't that medically dangerous somehow? Some actors can't stand some simple silver paint on their faces I doubt that blue paint particles being... inserted into certain orifices is healthy.
 
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