......*bursts out laughing*PayJ567 said:
oh wow, that was excellent phrasing. Just....lol
OT: Erm. Well. I'm not surprised. Rule 34 anyone?
That was rather hilarious. Thanks.Lineoutt said:it'll probably be like this
Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie
- Thread starter Logan Westbrook
- Start date
oh wow, that was excellent phrasing. Just....lol
OT: Erm. Well. I'm not surprised. Rule 34 anyone?
It is? So THAT explains it all..... Heh. I just assumed you were making the joke about how necro34 is less weird than avatar34. Which would be rather weird in itself. Most amusing ^_^PayJ567 said:
Not really, Mass Effect 2's creepy "rub the character models against each other" scenes probably don't have a fan between them.Orcus_35 said:
Yeah I read it as you making the joke that necro was regular, then- oh I don't know, it's too hot to think today. Heh.PayJ567 said:
Ahh unlucky man, I just feel incredibly lethargic, and am constantly hungry. And I don't know why.PayJ567 said:
Heh well at least you can game and stuff as opposed to melting in the classroom being bored to death
Ahh THAT would expl- Hey wait.........PayJ567 said:
Haha well I can't entirely endorse that (I'm a physicist, we rely on maths too much for me to oust it totally
) but still I can think of far worse ways to spend summer days 
Actually, it probably would. Take a visit to 4chan (although you REALLY shouldn't).Jovlo said:
Oh that's fair enough then. I only have one more exam 'til freedom ^_^PayJ567 said:Indeed, been a good day. Also my exams are over so why should I have to continue to go in.SnipErlite said:Ahh THAT would expl- Hey wait.........PayJ567 said:
Haha well I can't entirely endorse that (I'm a physicist, we rely on maths too much for me to oust it totally
Okay, I've got to ask what is up with you Jack and Calumon? Are you actually two diffrent people sharing 1 avatar? Are you 1 person who simply has two names so you can make 2 comments at once for comedic effect? Is there a reference that I'm missing? What's going on there? *Looks at profile*...nope, didn't help. I'm still confused.Jack and Calumon said:
W...T...F? Well, that explains why it was a deleted scene.Lineoutt said:it'll probably be like this
I will answer your question, but because I'm bored yet feeling creative, I shall answer it in two ways. The first is throwing a link at you. The second way is this...swolf said:
Ode to Calumon.
One day on the Escapist,
I saw someone being such a pessimist,
I talked to him,
Looking back, I was rather dim,
He shouted at me and said in rage,
"I go off and read, page after page!
And you watch Digimon all day!
Yet I am the one who, if you may,
cannot ever be respected by the men,
who crowd in here like pigs in a pen!"
I saw the chap was upset,
And since I had plenty of Kindness to let,
I comforted the chap,
Even so far as a pat on the lap.
But he had nothing, and lashed out in frustration,
"I go off like a man to the station,
Pay full price, yet you sneak on,
and yet I am treated like the moron?
And what is with that Digimon thing?
come now, quit the acting!
"It's a thing for children, nothing more,
I am tired of it, and what is more,
The thing in your avatar,
I want it burnt to a char,
You say Digimon is better,
Than Pokémon, to the letter,
you say that Digimon can talk,
and since Pokémon cannot they are as emotional as chalk.
"Tell me, does that rat speak?
Does a word ever leak,
from it's pathetic mouth?
I don't think so,
and this I know,
You won't last long here,
as I sit here with a beer,
People hate you, despise you,
So soon, I bid you Adieu,
As you are annoying,
with your Digimon Thing,
You will be banned,
and we shall celebrate like a band!
The demise of the boy,
who still played with his toy.
The one who stepped out of line,
as we all drink wine,
you act uncivilised,
and become despised.
Now grow up already,
You make us all Cranky!"
I stood there, in utter shock,
but gritted my teeth, what a cock!
He dares to say my opinion is wrong?
In such an argument so long,
but poorly though out,
the big lout,
It is time I set things right.
And so, on one day,
I was thinking a way,
When I saw a news, On Master Simmons no less,
And I merely thought, "Oh Yes."
I stepped into the Frey,
Quiet as Day,
and I left a comment, in my usual manner,
but below my usual banter,
there stood the words of "My Rat."
Voicing his opinion, amongst the usual chitchat,
No-one noticed at first,
I was so happy I thought I could burst,
They accepted him,
Much like Invader Zim,
And so I gave in another,
Again, amongst the usual Bicker,
and, in the contrary to what the man had said,
People smiled, and loved "The Rat" Instead.
I was so full of glee,
before I realised, I need a Pee.
Calumon:
That one day,
Where I told you what I say,
Thank you for having me,
It makes me so Happy.
Your so much nicer than other folk,
Loving me when I tell a Joke.
Love You Always,
Calumon, here til the end of days.
One day on the Escapist,
I saw someone being such a pessimist,
I talked to him,
Looking back, I was rather dim,
He shouted at me and said in rage,
"I go off and read, page after page!
And you watch Digimon all day!
Yet I am the one who, if you may,
cannot ever be respected by the men,
who crowd in here like pigs in a pen!"
I saw the chap was upset,
And since I had plenty of Kindness to let,
I comforted the chap,
Even so far as a pat on the lap.
But he had nothing, and lashed out in frustration,
"I go off like a man to the station,
Pay full price, yet you sneak on,
and yet I am treated like the moron?
And what is with that Digimon thing?
come now, quit the acting!
"It's a thing for children, nothing more,
I am tired of it, and what is more,
The thing in your avatar,
I want it burnt to a char,
You say Digimon is better,
Than Pokémon, to the letter,
you say that Digimon can talk,
and since Pokémon cannot they are as emotional as chalk.
"Tell me, does that rat speak?
Does a word ever leak,
from it's pathetic mouth?
I don't think so,
and this I know,
You won't last long here,
as I sit here with a beer,
People hate you, despise you,
So soon, I bid you Adieu,
As you are annoying,
with your Digimon Thing,
You will be banned,
and we shall celebrate like a band!
The demise of the boy,
who still played with his toy.
The one who stepped out of line,
as we all drink wine,
you act uncivilised,
and become despised.
Now grow up already,
You make us all Cranky!"
I stood there, in utter shock,
but gritted my teeth, what a cock!
He dares to say my opinion is wrong?
In such an argument so long,
but poorly though out,
the big lout,
It is time I set things right.
And so, on one day,
I was thinking a way,
When I saw a news, On Master Simmons no less,
And I merely thought, "Oh Yes."
I stepped into the Frey,
Quiet as Day,
and I left a comment, in my usual manner,
but below my usual banter,
there stood the words of "My Rat."
Voicing his opinion, amongst the usual chitchat,
No-one noticed at first,
I was so happy I thought I could burst,
They accepted him,
Much like Invader Zim,
And so I gave in another,
Again, amongst the usual Bicker,
and, in the contrary to what the man had said,
People smiled, and loved "The Rat" Instead.
I was so full of glee,
before I realised, I need a Pee.
Calumon:
That one day,
Where I told you what I say,
Thank you for having me,
It makes me so Happy.
Your so much nicer than other folk,
Loving me when I tell a Joke.
Love You Always,
Calumon, here til the end of days.
They state in the title that it isn't Avatar.Straying Bullet said:
So no. Just like any cartoon mouse isn't Mickey Mouse I'm fairly sure any group of horny blue people isn't the Na'Vi.
More likely to be smurfs really...those smurfs smurfed to smurf a smurfette.
