I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Tortilla the Hun]

I declare war on the past with a time machine and plenty of misdirection on how to properly handle viral outbreaks.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on body odour with deoderant.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on today with tomorrow.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tubes with pancakes.
[sub]cookie if you know what I'm talking about.[/sub]

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on random references with google!

(Closest I got was fallopian tubes o_o)

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Google with nothing that could ever possibly win.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on random references with google!

(Closest I got was fallopian tubes o_o)

It's okay, the way I put it would really have to know what I'm talking about in order to get it.

OT: I declare war on plot twists with crappy plot twists.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on a desire to fidget with a most fidgetable (it's a word now) flash drive.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with squirrels.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with chinchillas.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on three dollars with change.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on Europe with the Crimson Spork of Baby Eating.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on humans with humans.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on faces with acid.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on exams with knowledge

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war forgetfulness with... I forgot.

 

[staika]

I declare war on memory with sugar!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Staika with life.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I declare war on my liver with alcohol

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on faces with acne.