I've told the story before here but there was this one time I was playing a lan match of Quake 3 against some school-mates under the name TEHUB3RCHEESE!!1! or something like that, mainly in a bid to seem ironic. We had played plenty of other matches but they were on maps where it was basically just easy to rocket spam and some people knew every nook and cranny so I ended up mostly getting my ass handed to me on a silver platter. We tried out this one map which was like...2fort, but with two bridges and suspended over a pit of lava. I was unstoppable, I employed every trick of the trade: quick cover, ideal weapon switching, strafing, headshots you name it. Since then I've started to play alot more multiplayer shooters on my pc so it probably wouldn't seem that amazing if I went back but I felt that the icing on the cake was finishing the match (there were alot of players btw) first with triple the score of the guy below me and throughout the match people were constantly yelling things like "Oi, who's the uber cheese?" and when I revealed that it was me at the end people claimed I was using cheats, hacks and mods (which is bs).
