I got a crowbar

[Nanissimov]

I got a butterfly knife, AND A WEASEL!

 

[the monopoly guy]

1. Paint it red in the middle, like the Half Life 2 one
2. put it in a box
3. spray a lambda on the wall near the box
4. wait
5. Profit!!

 

[LopezMeister]

Buy some wooden crates, make them then crack them open/smash them to pieces.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Buy this, [http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_HL2HeadCrabPlush!.html] then hit it till it dies. :3

 

[Bat Vader]

You can also use it to keep headcrabs away.

An excellent idea. I am surprised there are not more Half-Life jokes.

 

[nolongerhere]

What are crowbars actually used for?
Opening tombs?
I usually use a screw driver.

I don't actually know what crowbars are used ...
What! You use screwdrivers to open up tombs! Why?

 

[Bat Vader]

What should you do?

You should cower in fear of my FUBAR.

That thing looks like a shark and a crowbar fused together. It looks almost sentient.

 

[HaircareForMen]

What should you do?

You should cower in fear of my FUBAR.

That thing looks like a shark and a crowbar fused together. It looks almost sentient.

I bet you could rip a HUGE! head crab off with that YUMMMY!

 

[A random person]

Bring down the combine?

The perfect use for a crowbar.

 

[manaman]

What are crowbars actually used for?
Opening tombs?
I usually use a screw driver.

Prying on things. You know as a tool, cause thats what it is. Or maybe I am just using mine wrong, maybe I should be going out and bashing crates with it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

What are crowbars actually used for?
Opening tombs?
I usually use a screw driver.

I don't actually know what crowbars are used ...
What! You use screwdrivers to open up tombs! Why?

Because my toothbrush didn't work!

 

[Strategia]

Paint red, grow beard, wear glasses, wreak havoc. (Or Havok, as the case may be.)

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

I say you should smash aliens with it. Yaaaay dead aliens.

 

[londelen]

You should pry up all your floorboards with your crowbar, go rob Fort Knox, then stash it under the floor, put the boards back in, move to mexico and come back to get your treasure 70 years later.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Use it to kill headcrabs.
Also, carry it around with you and if anyone ever starts talking about Half-life then pull it out and say you stole it from Gorden.

 

[Chris^^]

flail it wildly over your head to look like you're dancing

aah Garys mod <3

 

[Sewblon]

Become a freelance crate-opener.

 

[jdog345]

you can "Pwn t3h n00bz" with it.

 

[Blood_Lined]

Ask Gordan Freeman, he'd probably have the best response to: "I've got a crowbar."