I just invented the world's greatest dish.

[Quaidis]

I put shrimp on skewers (about 4 per, 2 skewers total) and saute' them on a pan, then place them over a bowl of ramen. Sometimes I will add cooked egg to the ramen. Sometimes ham. I enjoy using chili sauce on any ramen I eat, as it makes cheap stuff so damned good.

Toast, thick slice of ham (microwaved for a minute so it makes a dish shape), cheese (any, I normally use swiss), and a well cooked egg. It makes a sandwich of bliss. I normally layer it toast, cheese, ham, egg (fits snugly in ham-dish), toast.

 

[Funkysandwich]

Take a normal marinara pizza from the shop down the road. Add smoked salmon, blue cheese and more anchovies. Cook for 5 minutes in the oven on low.

Best idea I ever had.

 

[NathLines]

Instant mashed potatoes with extra water. I call it Hobo soup.

 

[chrono16]

Peanut Butter and Miracle Whip sandwich. And a tall glass of Ice cold milk. I know sounds gross but it was a suggestion from my philosophy teacher. All I can say is don't knock it till you try it.

 

[chrono16]

McDonalds fries dipped in a strawberry milkshake.

The saltiness and sweetness go very well together. It'll kill me, but they go well together.

Likewise, I've done that a few times in the past with a couple of fries. I made sure to space out the times I've done it so it doesn't flat out kill me if I do it too many times in a row.

For me I'm not the most creative person when it comes to making dishes (I'm kinda strict on that personaly) but for the most part I just put Tabasco sauce on different things to see how it tastes with said food item. :3

I do that with Habanero Hot suace. Great on Pizza

 

[Ariyura]

Apple Sandwich.
I don't even know...

My room mate enjoys a pickle sandwich with mayo.
I also don't even know...

 

[Nickompoop]

I wanted a sandwich, and I had cheese, bread, mayo, but alas, I had no meat. I had to eat something, so I went digging through the fridge again. During my excavation, I found some eggs. When they were frying, I searched the pantry for chips. A brand new bag of Lays called my name. Everything went onto that sandwich.

It was glorious.

 

[Blackout62]

Two toasted waffles with two slices of cheese inbetween.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Its not really a dish more than a drink.
But I invented the most unexpected and insane cocktail...
Coca-cola + Pepsi=

YOU CRAZY BASTARD!

OT: Fairy liquid and bacon.

Delicious...

No, I suck in the kitchen.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

Random food (whatever is in fridge) + Cheese = Yummy

Seriously some form of cheese will go with anything good to make it even better.

 

[Aprilgold]

Tortilla + Nacho Cheese + Choice of Meat + Ranch or equilvent = A breakfest burrito.

I usually make mine with chicken that is cut up and spread evenly over all of it.

 

[lacktheknack]

You need:
- 4 eggs
- 1/4 red pepper
- garlic (lots)
- green/red onions (chopped, 1/2 cup total)
- worchestershire sauce
- Tabasco sauce
- cream (a splash)
- bacon
- cheese (grated)
- 1 to 1 1/2 cup fresh spinach
- balsamic vinegar
- olive oil

Combine the eggs to the cream and mix really well. Heat up a skillet with some oil in it and add the spinach (maybe with extra garlic) and balsamic vinegar. Cook until wilted.

Remove the spinach and re-oil the pan. Using your egg mixture, make a folded omelette topped with the bacon, cheese and wilted spinach.

Serve with steak sauce. Die of happy.

 

[Ultra Man30]

Well I have never done this myself, but a person that was playing with me on a TF2 server said that he took leftover pizza, spread chocolate icing on it, and topped it with sprinkles. He said that it was the best thing that he had ever tasted, but it led to some inevitable bowel problems.

 

[imperialwar]

I make my own chinese BBQ sauce using:

Chinese 5 spice
BBQ seasoning powder
Plum Sauce
Oyster Sauce
and Cayene pepper

usually i put it with prawns

 

[deehadley]

I am so god damn hungry. I would like to throw into the mix:

The bacon and peanut butter sandwich. Fry bacon as normal, towards the end coat in peanut butter to warm it through, stick it in bread and stick the sandwich in your mouth. It's always best to have an ambulance on standby.

 

[Jodah]

Baked beans + crumbled hamburger = lazy man's chili.

Never had it but I've heard of Corned beef hash omelets.

 

[Guffe]

I usually just take what I find in the fridge = everything at once into a frying pan = food.
Never remember what I've done but it often tastes good.

 

[Xrysthos]

When I was a kid I used to remove the yoke of a boiled egg cut in halves and replace it with raspberry jam. It lacks bacon, and thus isn't real food, but as far as I remember it wasn't half bad.

 

[RicoGrey]

Peanut butter and banana sandwich?

Probably not as rare as I originally thought, seeing as the few people I have mentioned it to had already tried it BUT...

...if you have not had it, I highly recommend it. Makes for a great after workout snack.

 

[crazyarms33]

Grilled cheese with pepperoni and peanut butter. You have to smash the sandwhich down flat as you cook so the cheese and peanut butter combine. Eat as soon as it won't destroy your mouth. SO good.